The Mystery Of The Connecticut Porn Fairy

May 26, 2015, by Steve

A mystery has hit the sleepy town of Southington in Connecticut.

Apparently someone has been depositing pornographic photos and DVDs on the front laws of homes in the area, leading one resident to comment that they didn’t think it was funny at all.

I don’t know, someone has been kind enough to share their porn stash with their neighbours and all they get is a snippy response. What a society we live in, eh?

By the way, I’ve no idea if Southington is a sleepy town or not so apologies to any residents reading this if it is in fact the party capital of the north-east of the United States.

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