Star Wars XXX: The Porn Awakens!

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Hey, did you know there’s a new Star Wars film out? No, seriously. I mean, the news had completely passed me by as well until I heard two old ladies talking about it on this bus this morning.

They were echoing my thoughts that JJ Abrams sucks and that Star Wars: The Force Awakens will probably be pretty crap. What a coincidence! Of course, us porn fans don’t need to stand in an endless queue waiting to watch this one.

We can instead check Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, another magical Axel Braun production by way of Vivid. You can already start guessing some of the names of the characters and even play a drinking game trying to guess what they are!

It certainly brings a different meaning to the quote, “Don’t get cocky!”

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