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Now, I know this is a guy who is likely to make a lot of guys envious. And I guess I can understand that.
But just think of the logistics of having a 19 inch cock. For a start, sitting down on the toilet suddenly becomes altogether more difficult an experience than it is for (almost) all the rest of us.
There’s also the trouser issue. If you like skinny jeans then you can forget it. It’s boot cut all the way. And don’t even get me started on going for a jog.
So bear all that in mind before you wade into his probable porn debut and start getting to upset at how small your plonker is in comparison. You’re better off without. Trust me….
