Japanese Man Not Crushed To Death By Porn

March 8, 2017, by Steve

Image courtesy of Mashable

In a story that will surprise precisely nobody, The Daily Mail got something wrong.

Not content with making the lives of millions of people in the UK miserable with their racist and homophobic editorials, they’ve now taken to humiliating the family of a man found dead in his apartment in Japan.

As is reported by Mashable, the man was not crushed to death by his SIX TON collection of porn, but had rather died in his apartment surrounded by his admittedly large porn collection.

Look. All I want for Christmas is for someone to buy out The Daily Mail and close it down. Please.

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