Why Not Try Porn Before A First Date?

April 4, 2017, by Steve

Hmm.

Now, if you are unfortunate enough to be even slightly like, so crippled with anxiety and general nerves that the prospect of even a first date with anyone would be enough to make you shake like Nicki Minaj‘s butt in a strong breeze, the above article might not be all that much interest or use.

But for the rest of you, it may well be. It’s not a brand new theory, of course, and closely resembles something that was first practiced by Ben Stiller in There’s Something About Mary.

So what I would say is that if you are planning on following this advice, for goodness sake check your ear before you go out. Your date may not be as clueless as Cameron Diaz was.

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