There are all manner of ‘banging’ gags that can be made about this story, but you will never catch me making such juvenile gags. Honest!
But I have to say that even though I don’t yet need such erectile assistance (emphasis on yet), the prospect of rubbing nitroglycerin on my old man is one that I really don’t fancy at all!
For those of you thinking about trying it out, I urge you to watch the classic movie The Wages of Fear to see how much damage that stuff can do!
