“Shoppers, we have a blowjob in aisle 4. Blowjob in aisle 4. Thank you!”
According to The Daily Mail, who really do rather frown on this kind of thing, shoppers in a Target store in San Luis Obispo were “stunned” when porn noises started playing over the PA system.
How do they know they were porn noises? Because I don’t know about you, but I can never make a bloody thing that is broadcast over those things.
The most bizarre thing about this story is that the police are investigating the incident? It’s a criminal offence to accidentally broadcast noises of people having sex over a PA system in a shop in California?
