‘Primetime Porn’ Causes Daily Mail To Faint

Oh dear, The Daily Mail is upset again.

Upset at the BBC. Again. And it’s about sex. Again. This is not a new thing – The Daily Mail has been complaining about sex on the BBC since the 1980s, because it hates the BBC.

Still, they’ve done everyone a favour. Now they’ve informed us all that Versailles is as packed with sex and violence as they claim, then I and millions of others might actually tune into it now!

Thanks for informing us, guys! Oh, and by the way, you really need to work on your nipple censorship. You’ve made that actress pictured above look like she has lop-sided tits!