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Vivid Turn Kardashian Sex Tape Into ‘VR Experience’

Thursday, October 27th, 2016


Listen, we love Vivid as much as anyone – but can someone please explain to me the point behind this?

If they were just promoting as another VR video, than fine. But just how much is someone going to get out of a video that is a recreation of the Kim Kardashian sex tape?

A sex tape which, if I’m being honest, wasn’t really that good in the first place. It’s completely bizarre and all I can say is that it must be pretty quiet on the sex tape front if this is Vivid’s big announcement of the moment!

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King Cobra Publicity Drive Continues Apace

Monday, October 24th, 2016


Despite a distinctly downbeat reaction to the movie’s trailer and mixed reviews to the movie on the festival circuit, James Franco is pushing on with a heavy publicity drive for his controversial King Cobra.

I must say that he’s not necessarily courting controversy on the run-up to its release, but he is courting being openly mocked by claiming to be a “little bit gay” and “gay on screen but straight in my private life” in various interviews he has given.

I am sort of starting to see why the guy has such a lengthy trail of detractors and haters who follow him wherever he goes. Nonetheless, it should still be an interesting film, but expect more nonsense like this in the coming weeks.

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Mia Khalifa Shoots Down Amorous Quarterback

Wednesday, October 19th, 2016


Photo courtesy of Scoreland

I’m pretty sure that this isn’t the first time that this has happened to Mia Khalifa.

I don’t mean that Chad Kelly had already tried this once (I mean, how dumb do you have to be?), I mean that I’m sure she did this to some other gormless American football player earlier this year or maybe last year.

I know she’s had and everything and damn. But how many more football players is she going to have to “put on blast” (as I believe the kids of today say, good lord) before they stop sliding into her DMs?

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Pamela Anderson Addresses Oxford Union On Porn

Monday, October 17th, 2016


Photo courtesy of Playboy Plus

Judging by some of the comments she’s made to the Oxford Union in an address that mostly centred around the subject of pornography, Pamela Anderson‘s stance on the subject already appears to be wavering somewhat.

Now she’s suggesting that abstaining from porn should be undertaken as a “social experiment” and she appears to have watered down comments she’s been making over the last several months, where she was all but blaming porn for all the ills in society.

But she does make some other good and interesting points, especially slut shaming treatment where she has been regularly branded a porn star for some of her life and career choices.

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Marion Cotillard Searches Rise After Brangelina Split

Saturday, September 24th, 2016


Photo courtesy of Female Stars

According to Refinery29, interest in the French actress Marion Cotillard has shot up dramatically in the last 24 hours with Pornhub reporting that there has been a 579% increase in searches for her.

This all comes after she took to Instagram to deny rumours that she had an affair with Brad Pitt, leading to a break-up between him and Angelina Jolie.

Those searching for her will be in luck because she has shot rather a lot of very nude scenes in the past – which does seem to be requisite for any French actress! And long may it be the case as well!

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xHamster Destroys Alexis Arquette Sex Tape

Thursday, September 15th, 2016

In an absolutely awesome move that everyone in their right mind should applaud, it’s been reported that the porn site xHamster has paid $25,000 for a sex tape featuring the late Alexis Arquette – but has destroyed all copies to prevent it from smearing the memory of the actor.

As reported in The Daily Mail, the company paid the money to an ex-lover and then issued an interview honouring the actor, who appeared in movies such as Pulp Fiction. They died of AIDS related complications last weekend at the age of 47.

While paying this person any money at all doesn’t sit well with me on any front, especially in such a callous way just 24 hours after their death, xHamster’s conduct in this has been awesome and they have our full support.

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Pamela Anderson Defends “Porn Is For Losers” Remark

Sunday, September 11th, 2016


Photo courtesy of Playboy Plus

As you might have heard, Pamela Anderson has taken something of a pop at all of us who work in porn or just like watching it, essentially calling us all losers!

Well that’s not very nice of her now, is it? I mean, after all, what did being naked and starring in an occasional sex tape ever do for her? Absolutely nothing that I can recall!

She took to Fox News, that bastion of level-minded reporting, to defend her comments, as reported in The Independent. I think the best way for us all to react to this is to ignore her.

Just like we have been doing for the last 15 years or so, in fact.

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Wayne Rooney ‘Likes’ Porn

Saturday, September 3rd, 2016


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As a Manchester United fan who has suffered his increasingly useless and plodding performances over the last 3 years or so, I am hoping that Wayne Rooney’s alleged liking of porn videos on Twitter is him taking lessons for a new career.

Maybe as a porn star or just anything to do with porn. Anything that stops him from playing football for United, really. I’m desperate and searching for any reasons. Anyone with me here?

But really, he is the worst person at Twitter I have ever seen. What kind of person doesn’t know the difference between ‘delete’ and ‘like’? And then there is this classic tweet by him.


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Emily Blunt’s Husband Prefers The Devil Wears Prada

Sunday, August 28th, 2016


Photo courtesy of Celeb Matrix

In fairness to John Krasinski, he is married to Emily Blunt, and you can’t blame the guy for going back and fapping over his wife’s films. Because if you get caught doing that, then that’s not so bad, is it?

But as is suggested in this article, wouldn’t it have been less embarrassing to have been caught watching porn that to be caught watching The Devil Wears Prada?

Because, man. That film. It’s not Emily’s best. Also, where the fuck is our Edge Of Tomorrow sequel?!

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Leslie Jones Is Latest Celebrity Revenge Porn Victim

Saturday, August 27th, 2016


I promised myself when I read this story that I was going to try and keep my emotions in check when writing this blog, but really, why the hell should I or anyone else?

This revenge porn stuff. You know, I’ve actually seen people around the internet defending it. I guess I shouldn’t be all that surprised – after all, the sheer ability of the human race to be complete arseholes never ceases to amaze me.

But once again the arseholes are out shouting, “Well! She shouldn’t have nude pictures on her phone or computer as it is!”

No. You’re absolutely right. Just like I shouldn’t have a nice new TV set, just in case some turd comes along and steals it too. Fucking hell.

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Kimye Sex Tape Would Be Worth “$25 Million”

Saturday, July 9th, 2016


Photo courtesy of Celebrity Spanker

Vivid head honcho Steven Hirsch loves a good sex tape, doesn’t he? In fact, he even loves a bad sex tape. Just sex tapes.

He even likes talking about sex tapes that don’t exist or haven’t even been made yet. For instance, he claims that a sex tape starring large bottomed person of extreme fame Kim Kardashian and her apparently talented humour vacuum husband Kanye West would be worth around $25 million.

I don’t doubt that for one second and he does say that Kardashian’s first sex tape still makes the company a lot of money. But am I the only one hoping that this bloody tape never comes into existence? Join me!

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