Archive for the 'Hardcore' Category

Porn GIF: My Bad!

Sunday, February 5th, 2017

When I used to start coughing when I swallowed a drink the wrong way we used to have the saying, “It went down the wrong hole.”

Might have to adapt that saying now.

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Porn GIF: How Do You Get To Carnegie Hall?

Wednesday, January 25th, 2017

Probably not like this. Good lungs, though.

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Porn GIF: See Saw….

Monday, December 12th, 2016

He’s done well not to kick her in the head there, in fairness.

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Porn GIF: Just Get Off My Back, Man!

Monday, December 5th, 2016

Ahh, the piggy back position – long time, no see!

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Porn GIF: Fucking Machine

Sunday, November 13th, 2016

Now this is exercise that I can get on board with!

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Porn GIF: The Seat Belt Sign Is Now On

Monday, August 29th, 2016

“I’m so glad I didn’t sit in first class now.”

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Tushy Creators Unveil Vixen

Saturday, August 6th, 2016

VIXEN.com   Welcome To A New Era Of Erotica

The makers of the award winning anal porn site Tushy, also responsible for the market leading black-on-white hardcore site Blacked have announced the release of their latest site Vixen.

This one appears to be a rather more straightforward hardcore site with the same focus on cinematic quality and glossy action that their aforementioned sites possess.

If this one is anywhere near as good as those two sites, and the evidence from the videos they have added so far is that there’s every chance it will be, then it will an absolute must-see.

And it’s currently only $9.95 for its first month, so you should probably get on that!

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Nicolle Bittencourt Shoots Porn In Olympic Location

Tuesday, July 19th, 2016

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Photo courtesy of Mike In Brazil / Reality Kings

The Brazilian porn star Nicolle Bittencourt has found herself at the centre of some controversy that she’s probably delighted about after it was revealed that she has shot a porn movie at a location for an Olympic event.

According to The Sun (sorry), the location will be used for walking and cycling events as well as being a hotel area for tourists and spectators.

The fact that it was shot in the middle of the afternoon is probably why it’s gained so much notoriety – but at least they didn’t do it while the kirin was ongoing!

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Porn GIF: The Lion’s Not Getting Much Sleep Tonight

Wednesday, June 29th, 2016

Yes, I know it’s a webm. Who gives a crap?

The most important matter in this particular case, which I bring to you as a nice and urgent midweek bonus, is how on EARTH today’s offering ever happened and why I hadn’t heard about it before!

Talk about an endangered species.

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Portuguese Porn Site Plans Ronaldo Themed Movie

Saturday, June 11th, 2016

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Photos courtesy of Hot Gold.xxx and Scarlett Johnson’s official Twitter

Euro 2016 has started and by the time you read this, England will probably already have lost on penalties even though it’s still only the group stages as I write this. That’s just how good they are at losing on penalties.

Inevitably, the porn industry is planning on taking advantage of it as revealed on Goal.com. Portuguese porn babes Sonia Kel and Scarlett Johnson (pictured above) are amongst the ladies lined up to star in The Ronaldas, produced by Pornlowcost.

You can do the scoring jokes, if you want, I prefer tougher targets when it comes to bad football related gags.

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Kink Trump Parody “Darkest Thing I’ve Ever Done”

Sunday, June 5th, 2016

Make America Gape Again    Donald J Trump Porn Parody

To date, pretty much all of the porn parodies of US presidential candidate and rumoured humanoid Donald Trump have been jokey, farcical affairs. Although he does a pretty good of making himself look jokey and farcical.

However, Kink have taken an entirely different approach – and one that might be entirely necessary considering how close he could be to being elected as president.

As reported by AVN, director Maitresse Madeline has described it as “….by far the darkest thing I’ve ever done” and you only need to see the frankly alarming image of Ella Nova surrounded by several trumps to be in agreement.

They’ve even created a special site for the movie, entitled Make America Gape Again, which you can see here. And there’s an SFW trailer for the movie here.

I’m scared, someone hold me….

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