Archive for the 'Humour' Category

Porn Clip: Vat De Fuckin Is Dis?

Friday, April 13th, 2018

It’s got to the stage where porn companies just don’t seem to care any more how silly they look – but in a good way.

And hey, she can play the violin better than I can.

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Porn Clip: Skin Diamond Needs No Helium

Saturday, April 7th, 2018

How the hell does she do that?! And can anyone confirm if Skin Diamond has ever actually done that in any of her scenes?

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Porn Clip: Dog’s Eye View

Monday, April 2nd, 2018

“Will you two hurry up, I want to go for a fucking walk.”

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Porn GIF: What Really Turns A Guy Off

Thursday, March 29th, 2018

Yeah, but you just know that there’s a whole bunch of people out there who have a sandals and socks fetish.

And as an employee of one of the world’s biggest and most popular porn sites, I’m supposed to respect the kinks of everyone.

On this one occasion though, I’m out.

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Porn Clip: Dodged A Bullet

Sunday, March 25th, 2018

What’s great about this is that they still released it. There’s no hiding place in porn!

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Porn Clip: Mannequin 3 – The Fuckening

Sunday, March 18th, 2018

Danny D and Brazzers are a lethal combination of complete lunatics who appear to have lost all semblance of sanity.

We love it.

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Porn Clip: Get To The Chopper!

Thursday, March 15th, 2018

The expression on Christy Mack‘s face as this idiot tries to get a hardon by whirling his cock round is absolutely priceless.

But kudos to this guy for seemingly staying so calm in a situation where he is supposed to be about to fuck one of porn’s hottest women but can’t get it up. I’d have thrown myself out of the car out of sheer anxiety.

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Porn Clip: Most People Put Them On Their Feet 2

Sunday, March 4th, 2018

OK, so that’s the second one of these in a row I’ve found that involves a dude fucking a sneaker – but what the hell else is going on here?!

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Porn GIF: Most People Use Their Feet

Tuesday, February 27th, 2018

As someone who was recently accused of loving adidas trainers (or sneakers, if you insist on being American) so much that I would like to fuck them, I would like to deny that this gif features me.

Nice trainers, though.

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Porn GIF: Bellfie

Thursday, February 22nd, 2018

I’ll be honest, I’m not terribly happy with the pun I’ve used to title this blog entry but I’m going to go with it because what do you expect from a porn blog? George Carlin? I’d like to see you do better!

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Man Breaks Into Shop – And Watches Porn

Tuesday, February 20th, 2018

Now, I’m a law abiding citizen who probably wouldn’t commit a crime knowingly unless things were really desperate and, say, I went out without money and suddenly had a craving for Oreos. Desperate times and all that.

But I’m afraid I’m struggling to find sympathy for Alan Estrada, the suspect in a strange burglary who, having robbed money during a break-in at a Los Angeles shop, stopped to watch some porn at a computer in the shop.

Not only that – but he had brought the porn DVD WITH HIM. I mean, come on. This isn’t helping us in our fight against these dumb states proclaiming porn to be a public health hazard, is it!

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