Archive for the 'Humour' Category

Man Breaks Into Shop – And Watches Porn

Tuesday, February 20th, 2018

Now, I’m a law abiding citizen who probably wouldn’t commit a crime knowingly unless things were really desperate and, say, I went out without money and suddenly had a craving for Oreos. Desperate times and all that.

But I’m afraid I’m struggling to find sympathy for Alan Estrada, the suspect in a strange burglary who, having robbed money during a break-in at a Los Angeles shop, stopped to watch some porn at a computer in the shop.

Not only that – but he had brought the porn DVD WITH HIM. I mean, come on. This isn’t helping us in our fight against these dumb states proclaiming porn to be a public health hazard, is it!

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Porn GIF: Nipple Swipe

Sunday, February 18th, 2018

I can’t imagine any circumstances under which this would be useful, but I think it’s one of those talents that’s worth having anyway.

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Porn Clip: Three Eyed Monsters!

Friday, February 16th, 2018

The sign of a VERY good porn actress to keep her concentration during this nonsense!

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Porn Clip: Dr. Deen Will See You Now

Tuesday, February 13th, 2018

OK, I have one question. What the hell are they on at Brazzers? And can we make sure they never run out of it?

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Porn GIF: Throat Fucking

Friday, February 9th, 2018

Yeah, I don’t they’re doing this quite right tbh….

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Porn Clip: What’s Good?

Friday, February 2nd, 2018

So what do you think most of those satisfied noises are for? The cake or the hot blonde shagging her from behind? Why not both!

(The cake looks great, in fairness.)

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Porn Clip: Bombshell!

Monday, January 22nd, 2018

This is one of those occasions where it’s probably best not to know the context!

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Porn Clip: Very Good!

Friday, January 19th, 2018

I mean, it’s anyone’s guess what’s going on with this dude.

But equally, why don’t any of these girls react to what he’s doing?! Is this something they’re used to hearing during their work and / or sex lives? I think maybe they need to meet new people….

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Porn Clip: Welcome To The Gloryhole, Creep!

Tuesday, January 9th, 2018

This one has an ending that’s even better than the ending to Halloween. Outstanding.

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Porn Clip: ….In Antarctica!

Sunday, January 7th, 2018

Honestly, the timing on this clip is way better than any porn clip should ever be timed. How she managed to keep going without laughing is beyond me.

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Porn Clip: Hit It!

Monday, December 18th, 2017

I’d never seen this clip before but it doesn’t surprise me that it’s Anthony Rosano. I’m sure it was him who I saw do a scene with Samantha 38G and for some reason adopt a fake English accent all the way through.

More humour in porn please!

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