Archive for the 'Humour' Category

Porn Clip: Mannequin 3 – The Fuckening

Sunday, March 18th, 2018

Danny D and Brazzers are a lethal combination of complete lunatics who appear to have lost all semblance of sanity.

We love it.

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Porn Clip: Get To The Chopper!

Thursday, March 15th, 2018

The expression on Christy Mack‘s face as this idiot tries to get a hardon by whirling his cock round is absolutely priceless.

But kudos to this guy for seemingly staying so calm in a situation where he is supposed to be about to fuck one of porn’s hottest women but can’t get it up. I’d have thrown myself out of the car out of sheer anxiety.

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Porn Clip: Most People Put Them On Their Feet 2

Sunday, March 4th, 2018

OK, so that’s the second one of these in a row I’ve found that involves a dude fucking a sneaker – but what the hell else is going on here?!

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Porn GIF: Most People Use Their Feet

Tuesday, February 27th, 2018

As someone who was recently accused of loving adidas trainers (or sneakers, if you insist on being American) so much that I would like to fuck them, I would like to deny that this gif features me.

Nice trainers, though.

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Porn GIF: Bellfie

Thursday, February 22nd, 2018

I’ll be honest, I’m not terribly happy with the pun I’ve used to title this blog entry but I’m going to go with it because what do you expect from a porn blog? George Carlin? I’d like to see you do better!

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Man Breaks Into Shop – And Watches Porn

Tuesday, February 20th, 2018

Now, I’m a law abiding citizen who probably wouldn’t commit a crime knowingly unless things were really desperate and, say, I went out without money and suddenly had a craving for Oreos. Desperate times and all that.

But I’m afraid I’m struggling to find sympathy for Alan Estrada, the suspect in a strange burglary who, having robbed money during a break-in at a Los Angeles shop, stopped to watch some porn at a computer in the shop.

Not only that – but he had brought the porn DVD WITH HIM. I mean, come on. This isn’t helping us in our fight against these dumb states proclaiming porn to be a public health hazard, is it!

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Porn GIF: Nipple Swipe

Sunday, February 18th, 2018

I can’t imagine any circumstances under which this would be useful, but I think it’s one of those talents that’s worth having anyway.

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Porn Clip: Three Eyed Monsters!

Friday, February 16th, 2018

The sign of a VERY good porn actress to keep her concentration during this nonsense!

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Porn Clip: Dr. Deen Will See You Now

Tuesday, February 13th, 2018

OK, I have one question. What the hell are they on at Brazzers? And can we make sure they never run out of it?

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Porn GIF: Throat Fucking

Friday, February 9th, 2018

Yeah, I don’t they’re doing this quite right tbh….

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Porn Clip: What’s Good?

Friday, February 2nd, 2018

So what do you think most of those satisfied noises are for? The cake or the hot blonde shagging her from behind? Why not both!

(The cake looks great, in fairness.)

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