Archive for the 'Movies' Category

Star Wars XXX: The Porn Awakens!

Thursday, December 17th, 2015

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Hey, did you know there’s a new Star Wars film out? No, seriously. I mean, the news had completely passed me by as well until I heard two old ladies talking about it on this bus this morning.

They were echoing my thoughts that JJ Abrams sucks and that Star Wars: The Force Awakens will probably be pretty crap. What a coincidence! Of course, us porn fans don’t need to stand in an endless queue waiting to watch this one.

We can instead check Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, another magical Axel Braun production by way of Vivid. You can already start guessing some of the names of the characters and even play a drinking game trying to guess what they are!

It certainly brings a different meaning to the quote, “Don’t get cocky!”

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New Gaspar Noe ‘Porn’ Film Receives Mixed Reviews

Saturday, November 21st, 2015

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Even as a self-professed film nerd and as someone who doesn’t mind indulging in the occasional pretentious arthouse European movie, I’ve steered clear of Gaspar Noe’s films thus far.

They just sound a little bit too experimental and forcefully weird for my liking. I doubt I will change my mind for his current release, Love, a 3D film that features some of the most graphic sex scenes ever seen in a mainstream film.

The fact that it’s 134 minutes long is an immediate problem as I start to struggle with anything longer than about 90. And, as is suggested in this scathing review, it doesn’t really have much else of interest aside from the sex scenes.

Yeah. I’ll stick with proper porn, thanks.

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Devil’s Film Announce Transsexual The Brady Bunch Parody

Tuesday, April 28th, 2015

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Long time producers of transgender porn Devil’s Film have announced a departure from their usual productions with the upcoming arrival of The Tranny Bunch.

The parody is, as you would have guessed, a transgender take on The Brady Bunch and features the involvement of Wolf Hudson and Jim Powers. It’s available on DVD from June 1st, but will be available on VOD from May 1st.

Interestingly, the makers have said that they expect this movie to appeal to people who are not normally fans of transgender porn because of the high level of humour in it. If it does have a high level of humour in it, it already has one over The Brady Bunch!

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Eric Cantona Denies Porn Claim

Wednesday, April 15th, 2015

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As a Manchester United fan, it’s fair to say that Eric Cantona is one of my favourite people of all time.

So he could do just about anything, within reason, and it wouldn’t make a difference to my love of him. He’s Eric The King. 1966 was a great year for English football – Eric was born. And so on.

As such, even if it turned out that his latest film, You And The Night, was indeed a porn film disguised as ‘art’, it wouldn’t matter a jot to me. He denies the claim that it’s porn, which is understandable as he’s hardly going to say that it is, is he?

This scene with Beatrice Dalle has got me having my doubts though, Eric. I still love you though!

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Latest Dana Vespoli Title Courts Controversy

Monday, April 13th, 2015

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The latest Dana Vespoli directed title, Fluid #3, is causing controversy due to some of its content apparently being inspired by discussions regarding Jian Ghomeshi.

Ghomeshi, who has been charged with several sexual assault offences that allegedly include the use of choking during sex, was discussed by Vespoli and Sovereign Syre, where the latter confessed that some aspects of the details of the case had caused her sexual arousal.

Vespoli, in an interview with Vice, reveals that she wanted to give Syre the opportunity to explore these areas during her latest title, which continues her experiment in the field of water-related bondage and fetish content.

It’s an interesting and boundary-dancing development and title, for sure. With Vespoli unrepentant and agreeing that her title will be controversial to many, this is a story that may resurface if more details are revealed about Ghomeshi.

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Wetwork Scoops Top XRCO Awards

Monday, April 13th, 2015

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The Vivid title Wetwork has scooped three of the biggest awards at the latest XRCO Awards, the results of which were announced last Saturday.

The Eli Cross directed title, which is described as one of the most densely plotted porn movies ever made and has been praised for its cinematic qualities as much as it porn content, took home the award for Best Epic, while Steven St. Croix and Penny Pax were named Best Actor and Actress for their performances in the film.

The ceremony also saw Houston and Melissa Hill join the XRCO Hall Of Fame. If you want to see whether Wetwork was deserving of the awards showered on it, you can pick it up in the Spring FreeOnes Store sale.

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Lady Sonia – Trophy Wife Takes Control!

Friday, February 3rd, 2012

Some men like the idea of fucking another mans wife and Lady Sonia likes the idea of fucking every man she meets!

Lady Sonia is described as being Britain’s premier fetishist inside her official website you’ll find everything from nipple torture to cock and ball torment, high heels to handjobs she knows what she’s doing when it comes to being dominant!

Click here to visit the Official Lady Sonia Website right now!

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Free Lady Sonia Tube Video!

Tuesday, January 31st, 2012

After a hard workout in the gym on her exercise bike Lady Sonia is feeling like she needs something else between her legs other than her bike!

Watch as she rubs her wet pussy in her sexy little gym outfit she even shows how wet she gets!

Continue watching Lady Sonia Britain’s premier fetishist!

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Shione Cooper Free Big Tits Video!

Monday, January 30th, 2012

In this video busty babe Shione Cooper takes a car ride in the desert showing her curvy body and ample udders!

After driving round the hot desert naked with her big balloons on show she relaxes with a cigarette.

See more big tits like this at OnlyBigMelons.com!

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Lady Sonia Masturbating Over Her Own DVD!

Monday, January 16th, 2012

In this video Lady Sonia gets so turned on watching herself being fucked and sucking big black cocks she has to rub one out!

Check out the full length video and lots more at the Official Lady Sonia Website!

Visit Lady Sonia or read the full Lady Sonia review!

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Stella Fox And Her Big Lactating Boobs!

Sunday, January 15th, 2012

Sexy casino croupier Stella Fox can not only deal out some winning hands but also can produce a big pair too!

Here she squeezes milk out of her big lactating boobs then licks them clean. Next she gets out a suction pump and uses it on her erect nipples!

See more big melons like this at OnlyBigMelons.com!

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