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Harriet Sugarcookie Launches ‘SFW’ Website

Wednesday, March 29th, 2017


Photo courtesy of Harriet Sugarcookie’s official website

This is a story that caught my eye today and is something that I think we may see more and more in the future.

Harriet Sugarcookie is the kind of model who could certainly have a very successful softcore glamour modelling career to go alongside her porn career. It probably wouldn’t work for a lot of porn stars.

But for those like her who have her similar sort of look, it’s a development they may want to keep a close eye on. Should be an interesting site – and hell, more Harriet is a good thing!

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Jenna Jameson Denounces Trump Parody Report As ‘Fake News’

Sunday, March 26th, 2017


Photo courtesy of FreeOnes

Honestly, the first paragraph of this article could be criticised for seeing AVN drop their neutrality to give former porn star Jenna Jameson – but only once you’ve finished laughing at it.

xHamster knew they were never going to get far with their offer but if it was their intention to annoy Jameson then they have done a fabulous job as she ran crying to alleged news outlet and e-turd recycling plant Breitbart News to deny she had taken a role.

So any small hopes you may have had about seeing her make a comeback are once again dashed. Sad!

Except not really.

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‘Porn Addiction’ Measured In New Psychological Test

Saturday, March 18th, 2017

Yet more anti-porn bullshit to report to you courtesy of The Daily Mail, as they gleefully report on a new psychological test which claims that a new five minute test can measure if you have a problem with porn.

Some geniuses at a university in Hungary claim the test is able to differentiate between problematic and non-problematic porn usage.

It’s one of those Cosmopolitan-esque tests where if you score over a certain number of points then it means you win or something.

In this case, 76 points and over and you’re a porn addict. 75 points and under and you’re fine! It’s completely stupid, of course, but check it out below if you don’t want to give that rag one of your clicks:-



Answer the 17 questions below, rating them by how much you feel they apply to you from 1 to 7, where:1 = never, 2 = rarely, 3 = occasionally, 4 = sometimes, 5 = often, 6 = very often, 7 = all the time.

1. I felt that porn is an important part of my life.

2. I used porn to restore the tranquillity of my feelings.

3. I felt porn caused problems in my sexual life

4. I felt that I had to watch more and more porn for satisfaction.

5. I unsuccessfully tried to reduce the amount of porn I watch.

6. I became stressed when something prevented me from watching porn.

7. I thought about how good it would be to watch porn.

8. Watching porn got rid of my negative feelings.

9. Watching porn prevented me from bringing out the best in me.

10. I felt that I needed more and more porn in order to satisfy my needs.

11. When I vowed not to watch porn any more, I could only do it for a short period of time.

12. I became agitated when I was unable to watch porn.

13. I continually planned when to watch porn.

14. I released my tension by watching porn.

15. I gradually watched more ‘extreme’ porn, because the porn I watched before was less satisfying.

16. I resisted watching porn for only a little while before I relapsed.

17. I missed porn greatly when I didn’t watch it for a while.

Add the scores for all the questions together. A score of 76 or higher suggests problematic levels of pornography use.

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Gym Users Furious After Hardcore Porn Revelation

Wednesday, March 8th, 2017

In a classic example of people being hysterical for reasons they don’t even know, The S*n has reported that members of a gym in Gloucester in the UK have cancelled their memberships after it was revealed that a couple of hardcore porn films were shot there.

No, there wasn’t any rimming going on while people were pumping iron. These videos were shot after opening hours were finished and nobody was around.

So what the hell are these people worried about? They’re happy to use the the same equipment that people have sweated and farted all over, but if someone’s had their cock sucked on them, then that’s FAR worse!

Why do we have to share air with these people.

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Japanese Man Not Crushed To Death By Porn

Wednesday, March 8th, 2017

Image courtesy of Mashable

In a story that will surprise precisely nobody, The Daily Mail got something wrong.

Not content with making the lives of millions of people in the UK miserable with their racist and homophobic editorials, they’ve now taken to humiliating the family of a man found dead in his apartment in Japan.

As is reported by Mashable, the man was not crushed to death by his SIX TON collection of porn, but had rather died in his apartment surrounded by his admittedly large porn collection.

Look. All I want for Christmas is for someone to buy out The Daily Mail and close it down. Please.

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‘Porn’s New King’ Jailed For 11 Years

Saturday, February 18th, 2017

The man dubbed ‘Porn’s New King’ back in 2004 by Forbes magazine after he purchased a giant payment processor linked to the porn industry has been jailed for at least 11 years on fraud charges.

WYFF reports that Jason Galanis could also face further time in jail over a fraudulent scheme that cheated Native American investors out of over $60 million in total.

Porn’s New Dingus, more like.

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The Lifetime Channel Produces Belle Knox TV Movie

Wednesday, February 15th, 2017


Photo courtesy of Fucked Hard 18

The Belle Knox story is one that has intrigued America ever since her name was bounced into the mainstream headlines back in 2014.

And now it’s the subject of a Lifetime Channel made for TV movie. Now, normally the phrase ‘Lifetime Channel made for TV movie’ is one that would fill me with great fear and dread, and anyone else for that matter.

But I just want to see how ridiculous the ridiculously titled From Straight A’s To XXX actually is for myself. And hey, it’s got Judd Nelson in it! How bad can it be?!

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Playboy Reverses Nudity Ban

Wednesday, February 15th, 2017


Photo of Pamela Anderson courtesy of Playboy / Celeb Matrix

In a dramatic turn of events, it has been reported that Playboy is reversing its decision to no longer feature nudity in its magazine, as revealed in The Daily Telegraph.

The move was made just around a year ago and did not prove popular with subscribers as the print magazine’s circulation dropped at a faster rate than before.

Purported to be a response to the overwhelming amount of porn and nudity available to everyone these days, Cooper Hefner has commented that the problem was more the magazine’s approach and portrayal of nudity than anything else.

Quite frankly, he’s right. Playboy had been shooting the same kinds of girls in the same kinds of way for decades. It needs a new approach and it will be interesting to see what they have in mind going on, starting with their Elizabeth Elam shoot this month.

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Brazzers Banned In Russia

Saturday, February 11th, 2017

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It may be one of the world’s biggest porn sites – but it’s not one of Russia’s. Or at least it’s not any more.

According to The Independent, has been blocked by the Russian censorship body Roskomnadzor for “damaging the human psyche” of the residents of Russia.

This is a pretty sizeable blow not just to Brazzers but also to all internet porn sites as there is a very significant chance that other huge name porn sites will be to follow.

But, if you are in Russia and reading this, let us know if you can get access to Brazzers or how you are doing that, and maybe you can help your fellow countrymen and women out!

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Teacher Fired For Former Porn Past

Saturday, February 4th, 2017

A New York schoolteacher has been fired after it was discovered that she used to be a former porn star.

Resa Woodward, who performed under the name of Robyn Foster for a couple of years last decade, was removed and apparently cannot appeal the decision due to her appeal not being filed properly, according to the New York Post.

This isn’t the first time this has happened and it won’t be the last. It’s like Bree Olson said – you are never allowed to forget your porn past and you are never forgiven for it.

Miss Woodward should not need to be forgiven. She should expect for it to be accepted. She made a mistake denying that she had done these movies, sure, but can you blame her? Because the end result is ALWAYS the same.

I wonder if anyone bothered to ask her students what they thought of her being removed for this. I bet they didn’t. And I’d put good money on the probability that those kids would support her all the way. What a sad state of affairs.

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‘Bionic Penis’ Man Offered Bang Bros Deal

Monday, January 30th, 2017


There’s so much I want to ask about this story, but so little time to ask it in.

First of all, if such a thing as a ‘bionic penis’ exists, then why the hell hadn’t I heard of it by now? I don’t need one or anything (honest!) but I’d have thought this would be the subject of much public debate!

Secondly, the details of this accident this poor man endured when he was a kid that led to him losing his penis. He was apparently throwing snowballs with friends and ran into a road or was pushed in front of a car. And, what, it ran over his cock?

I don’t know, if that happened to me, I think I would remember the details pretty clearly!

Still, the video should be interesting if he takes up the offer. Which he won’t. Because they never do, do they!

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