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Brazzers Makes Free Porn Offer To US Students

Monday, September 4th, 2017

There will be a lot of cynicism around about this – but I happen to think that it’s a wonderful offer and I think that Brazzers deserve a lot of praise for what seems like a genuine offer.

What I would like to see is them extend this offer outside of the US because, you know, people go to university / college all over the world and they generally attend at the same time as in the USA.

You should definitely take them up on this offer, you never know how many spots they might hand out next year!

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Porn Star Professor Returns To Porn

Sunday, September 3rd, 2017


Photo courtesy of Oldje

The British chemical engineering professor, Nicholas Goddard, who was fired from his job at Manchester University after it was discovered that he lived a double life as a porn star called Old Nick, has returned to the porn industry.

And in perhaps the most meta porn video idea that I’ve heard of for quite some time. he’s returned in a video that is based on The Sun expose of him.

Just to complete the circle, this is all based on a story published in The Sun. How bizarre.

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Kim Holland Church Porn Film Complaint Rejected

Wednesday, August 16th, 2017


Photo courtesy of Kim Holland’s official website

A few months back I reported on this blog a news story about the Dutch porn star Kim Holland landing herself in trouble with authorities after posting a video on her official website that was shot in a Tilburg church.

Well, as reported by the BBC, Dutch authorities have thrown out a complaint made by the church as there are no longer obscenity laws in Holland.

She claims it was made by a third party producer and has removed it from her website, which I think is a fair and good gesture from her, even if the video was a bit crass in the first place.

But no obscenity laws? What is this magical and forward thinking country they call Holland….?

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Kids UK TV Channel Cable Move Sparks Outrage

Tuesday, August 8th, 2017

Well this isn’t too bright, is it?

Admittedly the channels appear to have been reordered again (according to what I can see on my Freeview box) but it’s still the sort of error that will give people any possible chance to complain that they can get.

Poor Babestation have been fielding a bunch of complaints about it, from what I’ve heard, and they never even knew anything about it!

Speaking personally, the last thing I want to see when I put Babestation on and plan on ogling Caty Cole is to accidentally be faced with the Teletubbies instead. So it’s good they’ve sorted this out.

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Van Driver Fined For Watching Porn While Driving

Tuesday, August 1st, 2017

I’m guessing all the jokes have already been done about this story – that’s just one of the sad symptoms of the age of social media, it leaves us poor bloggers trailing in their wake when we want to make a quick, cheap gag.

But don’t cry for me, FreeOnes patrons. Instead let’s cast our thoughts to the guy in question and ask why on earth he fled from the police when they caught him doing this. Not exactly OJ Simpson, is it?

Then again, maybe he had some business to take care of before he addressed the officers in question. Dude, have you ever heard of edging?

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Porn History Hack Fear Over UK Porn ID Law

Wednesday, July 19th, 2017

Just a day after the UK government set a date of April 2018 for when porn sites will be forced to ask for age verification from anybody visiting their sites, a porn watchdog has voiced concerns over the plan.

The Independent reports that the Open Rights Group has said that porn sites could be forced to keep databases of viewing histories from all users to keep track of their age, leading to the possibility of another Ashley Madison-esque hack.

As plans for this are still so vague, such speculation is, at this stage, just that. But as it’s the only seemingly plausible idea that has been suggested for this ludicrous law so far, it perhaps isn’t too far off the mark.

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UK Porn ID Checks To Roll Out In April 2018

Tuesday, July 18th, 2017

So. The countdown begins for porn users in the UK.

But it’s a real sign of just how shoddy this whole idea is that we’re 9 months away from this law being rolled out, and nobody is any the clearer just how exactly this is going to be implemented.

Experts can tell the government that the target date is unrealistic, but the whole idea is unrealistic. You’re essentially asking thousands and thousands of porn sites to implement technology aimed at one specific country that checks if they’re over 18 or not.

Not only do I think it won’t be done, I don’t think it can be done. It’s completely unworkable. My only fear is what crackpot idea they will come up with next to replace it. Because there’s always something.

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Porn Star Nina Skye Fired From Teaching Job

Saturday, June 24th, 2017


Photo courtesy of Amateur Allure

The convergence of three disparate elements – but which one(s) will survive?

The story of rising porn star Nina Skye is an odd one because she’s not been fired for having shot porn movies in the past – but rather because she wants to keep shooting them as she teaches.

I applaud her attitude, really, while at the same time questioning her naivety that she thought she could keep the two jobs going concurrently.

I also feel sorry for her that she’s not going to be able to continue teaching (probably), but what makes this all the more remarkable is that she’s that rare thing – a practising Christian porn star too.

Nina, you’re a complex woman. But we love you for it.

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Teacher’s Porn Star Nicknames Idea Not Welcomed

Sunday, June 4th, 2017

I mean, by all means he may have thought it would be a “good laugh” – but at what point did he think it would be a good idea?

I can only assume that Graeme Cowie has never actually been to school himself because if he had he would know that there is NO CHANCE that his little stunt here wouldn’t be found out.

Furthermore, considering he is a man of some intelligence to be employed as a teacher, the fact that alarm bells didn’t ring about this idea is frankly alarming. He should have been sacked for being a massive idiot.

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Ontario Politician Makes ‘Send To All’ Porn Blunder

Tuesday, May 30th, 2017

Ontario Councillor Andy Petrowski Asked To Resign After 'Reply All' Porn Email

Oh dear.

I don’t think we should judge Andy Petrowski too harshly though. We have all done it, accidentally sent something to someone that absolutely was not meant for them AT ALL. And then embarked upon a campaign of trying to explain it with the most elaborate lie we can possibly concoct.

Not that I’m suggesting Petrowski is lying, far from it. But there’s a serious point to this. You know, politicians are allowed to look at porn as well! They shouldn’t have to resign just for pressing the wrong button!

Especially if their porn of choice appears to be Czech Casting. Nice one, Andy!

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Ex-Trucker Attacks Bunny Ranch After ‘Bad Experience’

Monday, May 29th, 2017

In one of the strangest developments I’ve read about for some time, the world famous Bunny Ranch brothel has been attacked and had its front entrance significantly damaged after an ex-trucker drove an 18 wheeler through its front door.

The entire surreal incident is detailed here and also covered by the Ranch’s owner Dennis Hof on his Twitter. From what is said in the article, it is claimed the driver once had a bad experience there although this is refuted by Hof who says he can’t remember ever seeing the man there.

Even so, this is all extremely odd to say the very least – and thankfully nobody was hurt. It does seem as though they are attempting to trade as usual though.

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