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Men ‘Crave Bigger Penises’ After Watching Porn

Wednesday, November 15th, 2017

I’ve read this story three times now and I still can’t make sense of what is being said in those opening few paragraphs. Still, should we expect anything different from The Sun?

But the gist of it is that most of the men who watch porn want bigger penises. Well I must say I’m shocked, next they will be telling us that the majority of people who watch Real Madrid want to play football like Cristiano Ronaldo.

I mean, I’d love a 10 inch cock. Instead of this massive thing.

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Jenna Jameson: I Feared Kidnapping By The Undertaker

Friday, November 3rd, 2017

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Photo courtesy of Hall of Fame Stars

Honestly, looking around for stories about the porn industry has thrown up some VERY odd stories in the past. But just when you think you’ve seen them all, you get this.

It may well be the very epitome of a ‘slow news day’ (mind you, it is The Sun, it’s a slow news lifetime from them) story but it has to be said that it’s still quite a read.

Somebody better not tell her that he’s coming back in January….

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FreeOnes Halloween Treats!

Tuesday, October 31st, 2017

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Photo of Maitland Ward courtesy of Hot Celebs World

Yay, it’s Happy Halloween!

Now I’ll be indulging in my yearly tradition of showing my eldest daughter a scary movie (it’s Poltergeist this year!) and watching The Shining.

But if I also fancy indulging myself in some galleries or videos befitting the day we are in, then this is where I’ll be heading.

All kinds of gloriously sexy Halloween treats await you there, with all your favourite porn stars, adult models and celebrities enjoying the gruesome festivities.

Just don’t stay up too late looking at them….

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Lesbian Porn Shoot Shocks Seville Residents

Thursday, October 26th, 2017

I think we can all hazard a pretty good guess about which porn site might have been responsible for this. There are a couple of very notable suspects.

Look, I’m a big advocate of outdoor porn and that companies should take more chances with it but this is ridiculous. On a busy Saturday, in the middle of a city, when there are families around?

It’s this sort of shit that gives porn a worse name and there’s no need for it at all. Other porn companies should join forces in condemning this sort of thing because nobody comes out of it at all well.

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Ela Darling: Sex Robots “A Threat To Women In Porn”

Friday, October 13th, 2017

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I guess it’s only fitting, with the recent release of Blade Runner 2049 (it’s brilliant, by the way) where almost everyone seems to be a replicant, that the subject of sex robots has come up.

But Ela Darling has even gone as far to suggest that the potential for the invention of sex robots could spell an end to conventional porn stars – and that a situation could arrive one day where every home has one.

Which is an interesting idea in theory. But until I can get a vacuum cleaner that works for more than 3 months without blowing up, I’m not holding my breath nor sharing Ela’s concerns.

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The Deuce Attracts Rave Reviews On TV Debut

Saturday, September 23rd, 2017

It seems like ages ago when I covered the announcement of The Wire creator David Simon’s new TV series, The Deuce, for this blog.

But it’s finally here and the show about the breakout 1970s porn industry has been attracting almost universal praise from critics and audiences alike.

It’s currently scoring over 90% on Rotten Tomatoes and its early response has already prompted HBO to announce a second season, which is due to start shooting soon.

Haven’t caught it as yet, but the reviews are impressive to say the least.

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The Future Of FreeOnes: Voice Your Opinion!

Friday, September 22nd, 2017

Well, we all know that FreeOnes is the greatest site on the internet, so you might be asking yourself in what possible way we could improve!

The thing is that even perfection can be improved upon if you think hard enough, and this is where you guys come in! Over on the FreeOnes Board we’ve opened up a thread where you will be able to tell us what features you would like to see us implement in the future.

And hey, if we end up using your idea in some capacity, Petra has offered to throw 500 credits your way! Can’t say fairer than that, so get your thinking caps on!

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RedTube Makes Subway Station Sponsorship Request

Sunday, August 13th, 2017

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I can only imagine, considering the conservative mayorship that the city falls under, that this cheeky request will be summarily turned down, no matter how much the city of New York needs the money.

Mind you, I say it’s cheeky but they seem deadly serious with their offer and judging by their attitude, it would probably be a very tasteful sponsorship. Well, it would need to be, wouldn’t it?

Whether or not we can start making jokes about getting off, as you can see above, just yet remains to be seen. But why should we let that stop us, let’s do it anyway!

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Jon Ronson On Bespoke Porn

Tuesday, August 1st, 2017

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There’s always a certain amount of trepidation when a mainstream writer or documentarian visits a porn set. It always feels like the set-up for a piss-take that we’ve seen a thousand times before.

But while Jon Ronson, the excellent British writer, can certainly see the funny side of things when he visits the set of the movie Stepdaughter Cheerleader Orgy, there’s none of the usual mocking tone you expect from these sorts of things in his piece for The Guardian.

It has a lot to say about fetish and bespoke porn that is interesting from an outsider’s perspective. A very worthy read and certainly far more worthwhile than anything Louis Theroux or Nick Broomfield had to say on the topic.

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Fleshbot Blogger: “What Americans Get Wrong About Porn”

Tuesday, June 27th, 2017

You don’t often find incisive and accurate opinion on the porn industry in The New York Times, but is there that Fleshbot blogger Lux Alptraum has written a marvellous article about misconceptions the American public still hold about porn.

To be honest, a lot of the points she makes here could easily be applied to many countries in the west especially, particularly the United Kingdom, and they are not exclusive to America.

But more than anywhere else, America seems to have this ridiculous never-ending conflict going on within itself about porn – and as Alptraum’s article suggests, it’s a conflict that doesn’t need to exist at all.

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Summer Lesson Gets Inevitable Porn Treatment

Sunday, June 25th, 2017

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Photo courtesy of Kotaku / TMA

I guess this was inevitable.

I’ll be honest with you though, and this will come as no surprise to anyone who reads this blog regularly (seek help), but I have absolutely no idea what Summer Lesson is.

However, if Rena Aoi is in the VR parody version, then it has got my attention to a certain extent. I’d go and look up what this game is but I’m just too damn tired.

I’ve finished Mario 64 with all 120 stars if anyone’s interested?

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