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Regular Porn Watchers ‘Less Happy In Their Relationships’

Tuesday, March 28th, 2017

Of course, I wouldn’t nomally pay any attention to any anti-porn stories in The Daily Mail unless I can take the piss out of them – and today is no different!

Their latest one blahs on about how men are far less happy in their relationships if they view a lot of porn, according to a latest ‘study’ – basically a couple of men at a university with nothing better to do with their time than create statistics nobody cares about.

But I wanted to pay attention to this one because of the wonderful stock photo they’ve used with it.

Man: “Oh man. I’m on such a bummer because I watch too much Brazzers.”

Woman: “I think I’ll buy a Hitachi. At least it won’t leave the toilet seat up.”

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Pornhub ‘Sexual Wellness Centre’ Faces Criticism

Tuesday, February 21st, 2017

It was, of course, inevitable that Pornhub’s new sexual wellness centre was going to be the butt of some pretty harsh criticism. Yet it was also inevitable that much of that criticism would be misguided as well as disappointment.

Take this article from Leah Fessler, for instance. What it essentially shows is that Pornhub is damned if it does and damned if it doesn’t.

Stand by and refusing to pump some of its massive resources into trying to help people with their own sexuality and sexual struggles and issues, they get criticised.

Actually take steps to help people, they get criticised. The whole crux of this argument centres around the belief on the part of the author that mainstream porn is to blame for many of the sexual ills in society. So, what exactly is wrong with them trying to address those, if you believe that is the case?

She doesn’t actually make any suggestions about HOW they can help – yet she namedrops the controversial polemic documentary Hot Girls Wanted as a resource people should investigate if they REALLY want to learn more about porn and sexuality.

And she does in the same sentence where she asks for readers to investigate non-judgemental sexual education resources. Yeah, about that, Leah….

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Pornhub Launches Sexual Wellness Resource

Saturday, February 18th, 2017

Pornhub, in conjunction with a renowned clinical psychologist have launched a new online resource which is aimed at providing sexual health and sexuality advice and help to anyone who needs it.

According to Buzzfeed, The Sexual Wellness Center will be run Laurie Betito. Interestingly, she does not suggest that people should learn about sex from porn and is not an advocate of that way of thinking, making this relationship an interesting one.

Even so, despite some cynicism about Pornhub’s intentions here, I think their objectives are noble and hopefully it will provide help to a lot of people across the world.

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‘Virtual’ Porn Stars Could Replace Humans

Saturday, February 4th, 2017

I just want to quickly say that this story is complete bullshit.

This is not going to happen any time soon and it’s unlikely to happen ever. The Mirror has form for this sort of technological scaremongering and it’s pulling the same shit here.

It completely misunderstands the reasons why people watch porn, probably because the person who wrote this article never watches it and therefore does not get what its appeal is.

Just stop writing.

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FreeOnes Number One: Ashley Adams

Tuesday, January 31st, 2017

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Photo courtesy of Throated

Now, this hasn’t happened a great deal recently – a girl has topped the FreeOnes Chart for two days running!

Ashley Adams continues her excellent run with a second day in the number one spot after several days before that in a row in the top 10.

Her run of popularity likely to continue? Or will the stack of previous chart-toppers hot on her her heels catch up to her in the next day or so? You will find out soon!

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Trump Staff Confuse UK PM With Former UK Porn Star

Tuesday, January 31st, 2017

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Photo courtesy of Score Land

In fairness to them, it’s an easy mistake to make and they weren’t really confusing Theresa May with Teresa May, as The S*n claims.

Even so, I know who I would much prefer to have as Prime Minister. Mind you, as this tweet points out, Teresa did once make a movie called Whitehouse: The Sex Tapes.

So maybe that’s the reason why Donald Trump was so pleased to see Theresa May when she went to the US for a visit last week. Ahh, the reality must have been so disappointing for him. What a shame.

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Trump Is First US President To Have ‘Appeared In Porn’

Tuesday, January 24th, 2017

Apologies for contributing to you possibly throwing up your lunch over that thought, but allow me to appease you.

He didn’t get in the buff or anything like that, he was merely in a fully clothed part of an introduction to a Playboy video from back in 2000.

So, as usual, this newspaper is completely incorrect to suggest he was in a porn video – because Playboy isn’t porn! It’s 2017 and we’re still having to make this goddamn correction.

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BBC Viewers Reveal Their Public Porn Experiences

Saturday, January 21st, 2017

Don’t get me wrong, I love the BBC – and before you start sniggering, I mean the British Broadcasting Corporation not the thing you’re snickering about!

But this article is exactly the close-minded load of old bullshit I expected it to be. There’s not even one goddamn funny experience to relate in there and for a supposedly progressive organisation, they sure as hell have a funny way of showing it.

I’m not saying that there haven’t been negative experiences with such things out there and I’m not excusing it under certain circumstances. But this is a hatchet job on the porn industry and no mistake.

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YouTube Inundated With Porn Through ‘Loophole’

Monday, January 16th, 2017

As someone who uses YouTube on a daily basis, and not just when I’m link-following music videos when I should be working (don’t tell Mr. FreeOnes), I must admit this has come as something of a surprise to me.

I haven’t at any point accidentally run into any of this alleged mass of porn videos that have been uploaded to YouTube, even if they are not sharing them publicly – I would have thought I would have run into one of them eventually.

Also, how come these are not being taken down as quickly as my upload of The Last Boy Scout was taken down last week when I wanted to watch it on my smart TV’s YouTube app? Pah!

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UN Official Brands UK Porn Checks ‘Human Rights Breach’

Saturday, January 14th, 2017

As encouraging as it might be for the porn industry and porn consumers in the UK that somebody high-ranking in the UN has said that new age check legislation on porn sites breaches human rights, I don’t think it is going to change anything at all.

I know I’m being extremely pessimistic and negative, and maybe I’m being influenced by 2016 being the political year from hell, but I rather think the current government in this country wouldn’t wipe their arses on his opinion, or the UN’s.

Even so, every little bit of encouraging news like this is something to grasp on to, I guess?

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Porn Played Outside Chinese Shopping Mall

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2017

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You know, I think if things keep going the way they are, pretty much every city in the world will have had a ‘public porn shock’ incident by the end of 2017.

The latest city to be struck by porn being broadcast on a public screen was in Ningbo and, according to The Daily Mail, who took time out of their busy schedule of being reactionary bigots to report the story, happened as a result of a screen tester leaving his personal computer plugged into the screen and it accidentally heading to his porn folder.

Apparently the person in question is being investigated by police. It’s fair to say they’re going to be spending the next few months looking for a new job.

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