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The Future Of FreeOnes: Voice Your Opinion!

Friday, September 22nd, 2017

Well, we all know that FreeOnes is the greatest site on the internet, so you might be asking yourself in what possible way we could improve!

The thing is that even perfection can be improved upon if you think hard enough, and this is where you guys come in! Over on the FreeOnes Board we’ve opened up a thread where you will be able to tell us what features you would like to see us implement in the future.

And hey, if we end up using your idea in some capacity, Petra has offered to throw 500 credits your way! Can’t say fairer than that, so get your thinking caps on!

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RedTube Makes Subway Station Sponsorship Request

Sunday, August 13th, 2017


I can only imagine, considering the conservative mayorship that the city falls under, that this cheeky request will be summarily turned down, no matter how much the city of New York needs the money.

Mind you, I say it’s cheeky but they seem deadly serious with their offer and judging by their attitude, it would probably be a very tasteful sponsorship. Well, it would need to be, wouldn’t it?

Whether or not we can start making jokes about getting off, as you can see above, just yet remains to be seen. But why should we let that stop us, let’s do it anyway!

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Jon Ronson On Bespoke Porn

Tuesday, August 1st, 2017


Photo courtesy of Anatomik Media

There’s always a certain amount of trepidation when a mainstream writer or documentarian visits a porn set. It always feels like the set-up for a piss-take that we’ve seen a thousand times before.

But while Jon Ronson, the excellent British writer, can certainly see the funny side of things when he visits the set of the movie Stepdaughter Cheerleader Orgy, there’s none of the usual mocking tone you expect from these sorts of things in his piece for The Guardian.

It has a lot to say about fetish and bespoke porn that is interesting from an outsider’s perspective. A very worthy read and certainly far more worthwhile than anything Louis Theroux or Nick Broomfield had to say on the topic.

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Fleshbot Blogger: “What Americans Get Wrong About Porn”

Tuesday, June 27th, 2017

You don’t often find incisive and accurate opinion on the porn industry in The New York Times, but is there that Fleshbot blogger Lux Alptraum has written a marvellous article about misconceptions the American public still hold about porn.

To be honest, a lot of the points she makes here could easily be applied to many countries in the west especially, particularly the United Kingdom, and they are not exclusive to America.

But more than anywhere else, America seems to have this ridiculous never-ending conflict going on within itself about porn – and as Alptraum’s article suggests, it’s a conflict that doesn’t need to exist at all.

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Summer Lesson Gets Inevitable Porn Treatment

Sunday, June 25th, 2017


Photo courtesy of Kotaku / TMA

I guess this was inevitable.

I’ll be honest with you though, and this will come as no surprise to anyone who reads this blog regularly (seek help), but I have absolutely no idea what Summer Lesson is.

However, if Rena Aoi is in the VR parody version, then it has got my attention to a certain extent. I’d go and look up what this game is but I’m just too damn tired.

I’ve finished Mario 64 with all 120 stars if anyone’s interested?

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Footballer Denies Porn Career Claim

Thursday, June 1st, 2017


It wouldn’t have been the first time this year that a football star would have shown an interest in taking up a career in porn after Christian Karembeu claimed that he would be a porn star if he hadn’t made it in football.

The latest football ace linked with a career in the adult industry was former Tottenham Hotspur and Metz star Benoit Assou-Ekotto, after Birmingham City manager Harry Redknapp claimed that he would have been interested in signing the defender if it wasn’t for the fact that Assou-Ekotto had told him that he had plans to move into porn instead.

However, the story has since been denied by the player. Any suggestions that he’s about to appear in a new squirting movie called Hot Spurts are therefore scuppered.


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Aurora Snow Tackles ‘Fauxcest’ Porn

Thursday, April 27th, 2017

The fabulously talented Aurora Snow has penned another fine article in her award column for The Daily Beast – this time tackling the rise of taboo porn or ‘fauxcest’.

Certainly, as somebody who works quite a lot on processing photo galleries and videos for FreeOnes (yeah, I’m pretty much indispensible, guys), it has been very noticeable just how much step-sibling and in-law porn you see these days. There is a LOT of it.

So some of the statistics quoted in this article aren’t much of a surprise to me, but it was certainly interesting to see Snow quote people who are from both sides of the argument on this kind of porn – those who like it and those who don’t.

It’s not going anywhere – its popularity is immense and if anything you are likely to see more and more of it until people get bored of it and we move on to the next thing.

Even so, it remains one of porn’s most controversial topics and one riddled with issues and question marks.

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Porn Clip: He Wears It Well

Tuesday, April 11th, 2017

I’m assuming this a reference to some superhero thing that I have no clue about, but that didn’t stop me from being immensely amused by it.

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Live Show: Jill Kassidy

Thursday, April 6th, 2017

Photo courtesy of Nubile Films

Jill Kassidy only relatively recently made her live debut for WildOnCam – and it must have gone really well because she’s back for a second dose very quickly indeed!

That is perfectly ok with me because, having been fortunate enough to have caught part of her show (arrived late due to a crap internet connection), I can guarantee you are in for a very hot time with her.

Hopefully I will catch the full thing this time round! Make sure you are in position from 5pm PST for her show, and you can see it here.

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Apollo 17 Penthouse Set For Auction

Sunday, April 2nd, 2017

While I disapprove mightily of the defacing of Penthouse magazines from any era, I have to say that this story does answer a question that has been asked by many, many people down the decades regarding space travel.

Do they fap up there? The answer would appear to be a resounding yes. Mind you, surely pasting stickers of Road Runner over the naughtier parts does rather hinder your progress in the onanism stakes….

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Axel Braun Warns Against Imposter

Saturday, April 1st, 2017

AVN reports that the superstar adult producer and director Axel Braun has warned talent that someone posing as him has attempted to adult performers through with offers of scene bookings and other stuff.

The imposter’s account has been closed but Braun has warned performers to be vigilant against such fradulent approaches and should any talent spot any such issues, they should report them immediately.

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