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Footballer Denies Porn Career Claim

Thursday, June 1st, 2017


It wouldn’t have been the first time this year that a football star would have shown an interest in taking up a career in porn after Christian Karembeu claimed that he would be a porn star if he hadn’t made it in football.

The latest football ace linked with a career in the adult industry was former Tottenham Hotspur and Metz star Benoit Assou-Ekotto, after Birmingham City manager Harry Redknapp claimed that he would have been interested in signing the defender if it wasn’t for the fact that Assou-Ekotto had told him that he had plans to move into porn instead.

However, the story has since been denied by the player. Any suggestions that he’s about to appear in a new squirting movie called Hot Spurts are therefore scuppered.


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Aurora Snow Tackles ‘Fauxcest’ Porn

Thursday, April 27th, 2017

The fabulously talented Aurora Snow has penned another fine article in her award column for The Daily Beast – this time tackling the rise of taboo porn or ‘fauxcest’.

Certainly, as somebody who works quite a lot on processing photo galleries and videos for FreeOnes (yeah, I’m pretty much indispensible, guys), it has been very noticeable just how much step-sibling and in-law porn you see these days. There is a LOT of it.

So some of the statistics quoted in this article aren’t much of a surprise to me, but it was certainly interesting to see Snow quote people who are from both sides of the argument on this kind of porn – those who like it and those who don’t.

It’s not going anywhere – its popularity is immense and if anything you are likely to see more and more of it until people get bored of it and we move on to the next thing.

Even so, it remains one of porn’s most controversial topics and one riddled with issues and question marks.

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Porn Clip: He Wears It Well

Tuesday, April 11th, 2017

I’m assuming this a reference to some superhero thing that I have no clue about, but that didn’t stop me from being immensely amused by it.

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Live Show: Jill Kassidy

Thursday, April 6th, 2017

Photo courtesy of Nubile Films

Jill Kassidy only relatively recently made her live debut for WildOnCam – and it must have gone really well because she’s back for a second dose very quickly indeed!

That is perfectly ok with me because, having been fortunate enough to have caught part of her show (arrived late due to a crap internet connection), I can guarantee you are in for a very hot time with her.

Hopefully I will catch the full thing this time round! Make sure you are in position from 5pm PST for her show, and you can see it here.

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Apollo 17 Penthouse Set For Auction

Sunday, April 2nd, 2017

While I disapprove mightily of the defacing of Penthouse magazines from any era, I have to say that this story does answer a question that has been asked by many, many people down the decades regarding space travel.

Do they fap up there? The answer would appear to be a resounding yes. Mind you, surely pasting stickers of Road Runner over the naughtier parts does rather hinder your progress in the onanism stakes….

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Axel Braun Warns Against Imposter

Saturday, April 1st, 2017

AVN reports that the superstar adult producer and director Axel Braun has warned talent that someone posing as him has attempted to adult performers through with offers of scene bookings and other stuff.

The imposter’s account has been closed but Braun has warned performers to be vigilant against such fradulent approaches and should any talent spot any such issues, they should report them immediately.

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Ex-Lawyer Pushes Internet Censorship Bill

Friday, March 31st, 2017

The ‘porn is a public health crisis’ nonsense has really caught in the last couple of years, despite being gunned down at every turn by using actual science rather than rhetorical bullshit and weighted surveys.

That hasn’t perturbed ex-lawyer and new anti-porn superstar crusader Chris Sevier from attempting to push through something called the Human Trafficking Prevention Act which, bizarrely, doesn’t actually seem to have any connection to human trafficking at all, according to AVN.

It would be easy to worry about people like Sevier but porn has faced bigger and tougher challenges than this dude, and will do so in the future.

In other words, keep on fapping, Alabama!

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Regular Porn Watchers ‘Less Happy In Their Relationships’

Tuesday, March 28th, 2017

Of course, I wouldn’t nomally pay any attention to any anti-porn stories in The Daily Mail unless I can take the piss out of them – and today is no different!

Their latest one blahs on about how men are far less happy in their relationships if they view a lot of porn, according to a latest ‘study’ – basically a couple of men at a university with nothing better to do with their time than create statistics nobody cares about.

But I wanted to pay attention to this one because of the wonderful stock photo they’ve used with it.

Man: “Oh man. I’m on such a bummer because I watch too much Brazzers.”

Woman: “I think I’ll buy a Hitachi. At least it won’t leave the toilet seat up.”

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Pornhub ‘Sexual Wellness Centre’ Faces Criticism

Tuesday, February 21st, 2017

It was, of course, inevitable that Pornhub’s new sexual wellness centre was going to be the butt of some pretty harsh criticism. Yet it was also inevitable that much of that criticism would be misguided as well as disappointment.

Take this article from Leah Fessler, for instance. What it essentially shows is that Pornhub is damned if it does and damned if it doesn’t.

Stand by and refusing to pump some of its massive resources into trying to help people with their own sexuality and sexual struggles and issues, they get criticised.

Actually take steps to help people, they get criticised. The whole crux of this argument centres around the belief on the part of the author that mainstream porn is to blame for many of the sexual ills in society. So, what exactly is wrong with them trying to address those, if you believe that is the case?

She doesn’t actually make any suggestions about HOW they can help – yet she namedrops the controversial polemic documentary Hot Girls Wanted as a resource people should investigate if they REALLY want to learn more about porn and sexuality.

And she does in the same sentence where she asks for readers to investigate non-judgemental sexual education resources. Yeah, about that, Leah….

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Pornhub Launches Sexual Wellness Resource

Saturday, February 18th, 2017

Pornhub, in conjunction with a renowned clinical psychologist have launched a new online resource which is aimed at providing sexual health and sexuality advice and help to anyone who needs it.

According to Buzzfeed, The Sexual Wellness Center will be run Laurie Betito. Interestingly, she does not suggest that people should learn about sex from porn and is not an advocate of that way of thinking, making this relationship an interesting one.

Even so, despite some cynicism about Pornhub’s intentions here, I think their objectives are noble and hopefully it will provide help to a lot of people across the world.

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‘Virtual’ Porn Stars Could Replace Humans

Saturday, February 4th, 2017

I just want to quickly say that this story is complete bullshit.

This is not going to happen any time soon and it’s unlikely to happen ever. The Mirror has form for this sort of technological scaremongering and it’s pulling the same shit here.

It completely misunderstands the reasons why people watch porn, probably because the person who wrote this article never watches it and therefore does not get what its appeal is.

Just stop writing.

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