Photo courtesy of Carter Michael / Metro
Does this man have three hands?
Because if he doesn’t then I’m not sure I understand this story about a guy who was caught on camera masturbating at the wheel of a moving van on a busy British road.
Because he’s holding whatever he’s watching, the steering wheel and his….well, his cock? I don’t particularly want to watch this video again to try and figure it out either!
All I will say is that judging by the amount of road rage that happens in this country these days, we’ve got enough wankers on the road without this dude adding to them….
