Student Dumps Parents For Cherry Morgan


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I miss university even more now after reading this story.

I have visions of trying to contact Jenna Jameson through AIM or MSN Messenger and asking her to come with me to my graduation. So Patrick Goswitz has a big advantage over me 14 years ago!

It has to be said though that this story doesn’t cover what I think is the most important part of this whole tale, and that is what his parents said when he said to them, “Sorry guys, but I’m taking Cherry Morgan instead. Dad, don’t pretend you don’t know who she is.”

Hopefully we will find out in the coming days!

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