Former Federal Employee’s Porn Habits Exposed

December 1, 2018, by Steve

I have to say that this story really stood out to me today.

Visiting over 9,000 (lol Goku) porn sites in just over six months is quite some effort, isn’t it? I’m not sure that I’ve visited that many porn sites in my whole life. And watching porn has been my job for the last 14 years!

Of course, I shouldn’t trivialise this because it did mean he ended up letting a bunch of Russian malware almost infiltrate the federal computer systems. That could have led to a number of very serious political and technological issues.

But 9,000? How did his dick survive all that fapping?

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