Archive for the 'Asian' Category

Shigeo Tokuda: The World’s ‘Oldest’ Porn Star

Friday, April 14th, 2017

Image courtesy of Reuters / The Mirror

As someone who celebrated his [CENSORED] birthday yesterday, I myself have started to think about my on-rushing years and how I can help myself prolong my life and improve my health.

One option I hadn’t considered, even as someone much younger than him (HONEST), is take the advice of Shigeo Tokuda and consider entering the world of porn.

As much as the prospect of having sex with women much, much younger than me in my 70s and 80s isn’t unattractive, as he talks about here, I think it might be the last thing on my mind.

Because I’ll be old and I’ll be more concerned with things like kids riding their bikes on the sidewalk and the bus being late.

Actially, those things already bother me.


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The Strange Case Of The Brazilian Footballer And Japanese Porn Star

Thursday, April 13th, 2017

Image courtesy of FourFourTwo

This is one of those stories where a couple of things just don’t make sense to me and are not adequately explained in the article, thus leaving me confused and upset at the world.

For a start, if betting is illegal in China, then why on Earth did they make a betting ad – IN CHINA?

Secondly, why did this Chinese betting ad, made in China, where betting is illegal, also feature Japanese porn star Tsukasa Aoi, when porn is also illegal in China?

Just does not make sense and this has ruined my day because I’ll be thinking about this and trying to figure it out all day. Goddammit.

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Porn Clip: The Office – Japanese Style

Friday, April 7th, 2017

You know, I don’t remember encountering anything like this when I did that temp job back in 2006.

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Japanese Man Not Crushed To Death By Porn

Wednesday, March 8th, 2017

Image courtesy of Mashable

In a story that will surprise precisely nobody, The Daily Mail got something wrong.

Not content with making the lives of millions of people in the UK miserable with their racist and homophobic editorials, they’ve now taken to humiliating the family of a man found dead in his apartment in Japan.

As is reported by Mashable, the man was not crushed to death by his SIX TON collection of porn, but had rather died in his apartment surrounded by his admittedly large porn collection.

Look. All I want for Christmas is for someone to buy out The Daily Mail and close it down. Please.

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Chinese Cam Model Jailed For 4 Years

Tuesday, November 29th, 2016

In what is a pretty horrible piece of news, a Chinese cam model has been jailed for 4 years and handed a fine of nearly $15,000 by Chinese authorities for posting ‘obscene videos’ online.

As reported by NextShark, she was caught after a video she appeared in went viral, leading to her eventual identification and capture. Porn has been illegal in China for almost 70 years now and sometimes the punishments for producing such content are even more severe.

Even so, this is still an horrendous state of affairs for a woman who is only 21 years old and doing absolutely nobody any harm.

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Asa Akira: “Anal Sex Is Hard To Do”

Tuesday, September 13th, 2016


Photo courtesy of HDV Pass

Vice has one of the best interviews with a porn star that I have read for a very long time.

The lady in question is Asa Akira and it covers a huge amount of ground as well. It mostly centres around her place in the industry right now and her thoughts on continuing to be a porn star when there are other things in life she may like to experience.

There are two things that seemingly concern her – whether she has a place in porn for much longer because of the general fetishising of younger performers, and also the response to her in a non-porn job if she quit.

The latter has been a topic that has interested me for quite some time and one that, I hope, will prove to be easier for former stars as the years go on. But a great read with a thoughtful and great performer.

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Porn GIF: Well Get It Out Then!

Sunday, September 4th, 2016

I must say, are the pixels really necessary in this case?

The sad thing is that it appears to be erect 🙁

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Japanese VR Porn Festival Closed Due To Overcrowding

Monday, July 4th, 2016

There have been a few very loud dissenting voices in the last few weeks that have doubted that VR porn will be the hit that many in the industry predicts it will be, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

Well, maybe this story will go some way to convincing them otherwise. I’ll be interested to see just how the Japanese industry uses VR because their style of porn is markedly different from the west, and I’m wondering if that would be manifested in this technology too.

Also, has anyone had the idea to try some hentai VR porn yet? Is it even possible to do that? Someone find out already!

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Porn GIF: The Lion’s Not Getting Much Sleep Tonight

Wednesday, June 29th, 2016

Yes, I know it’s a webm. Who gives a crap?

The most important matter in this particular case, which I bring to you as a nice and urgent midweek bonus, is how on EARTH today’s offering ever happened and why I hadn’t heard about it before!

Talk about an endangered species.

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Japanese Porn Group Admits ‘Porn Coercion’ Claims

Friday, June 24th, 2016

In what is a pretty major story that is likely to lead a much needed shake-up of the Japanese porn industry, the BBC reports that The Intellectual Property Promotion Association has issued an official apology for accusations that women have been forced to commit sex acts on film.

The Japanese porn industry has been under the spotlight for several months as a result of such claims and for a company to come forward and voluntarily apologise for such instances is a huge development.

With more such accusations likely to come forward in the coming weeks, it has also shed a spotlight on wider issues in Japanese society, such as the treatment of women in general and has even cast doubts on the criminal justice system.

As someone who has always enjoyed Japanese porn, it really has left me somewhat doubtful as to whether I will be able to enjoy it in the same way again.

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Goldman Sachs Fires Woman Over Porn Past

Thursday, June 9th, 2016


Interesting little story to point you in the direction courtesy of the unlikely source of Zero Hedge.

If this story is indeed true, and there’s no reason to believe that it isn’t, I must admit to being somewhat baffled as to what job applicants to the company are being asked to submit here.

Goldman Sachs requires full personal information about your past? What on earth for and how do they get away with asking such invasive questions?

Oh right. By being Goldman Sachs. That said, it took me a fair amount of searching to find a picture of Shizuka Minamoto, so how did they find out about her past without a very large slice of luck? Very odd.

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