Archive for the 'Toys' Category

Kimmy Granger Becomes New Fleshlight Girl

Thursday, September 27th, 2018

Photo courtesy of Nubiles

Kimmy Granger has become the latest porn star to lend herself to the design of a brand new Fleshlight toy.

She follows in a long line of babes who have been models for Fleshlight, and it’s become regarded as something of a reward for success in the industry.

If you’re interested in a piece of Kimmy, you can get some right here!

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Porn Clip: Dancing Dildos

Sunday, September 23rd, 2018

It’s pretty hypnotic. It could become one of those relaxation videos to watch when everything’s getting on top of you.

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Porn Clip: Make It Rain, Bitch!

Monday, September 17th, 2018

Somebody buy that man an umbrella!

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Abella Danger Is The New FleshLight Girl

Saturday, September 2nd, 2017

Photo courtesy of Teen Fidelity

FleshLight like to keep themselves busy by making sure they keep their finger on the pulse of who are the most popular porn stars around at the moment.

The latest babe they have called upon to create one of their wonderful toys out of is Abella Danger, and the reports are that it is… quite nice!

You can find out more about it and even purchase one of your own right here.

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Company Unveils Waterproof Sheets For Sybian

Wednesday, July 19th, 2017

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Image courtesy of AVN / Sybian / Sheets Of San Francisco

You know how from time to time an invention hits the market that makes you go, “FUCK! Why didn’t I think of that first?!”

Because it’s so simple and obvious that you can’t believe it hadn’t been done before? Well, meet the new waterproof covering for the Sybian.

I know, right? Because from what I’ve seen of women using those things, that’s the first thing they need! These things are going to sell like hot cakes.

Oh, and the company is called Sheets of San Francisco and that’s so fucking awesome that I want to shake their hands.

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Porn GIF: Play With Your Toys Nicely

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2017

OK, now we need to get this girl on America’s Got Talent…..

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Porn GIF: Fucking Traffic!

Tuesday, November 8th, 2016

We all have to put up with wankers on the road from time to time but this is ridiculous.

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Porn GIF: Charming!

Sunday, July 17th, 2016

*insert your own fakir joke here*

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Smartphone Linked Sex Toy Set For Release

Wednesday, May 25th, 2016

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A UK based sex toy manufacturer which began operations off the back of a remarkable £50,000 ($75,000+) crowdfunding campaign has seen its new product hit the mainstream news.

As revealed on AVN, The Crescendo is a sex toy which uses technology that could see it hooked up to a smartphone to deliver all kinds of funky vibrations that will help you with some pleasure.

It sounds absolutely fascinating, actually, and it has already been receiving positive reviews across the board. You can buy it, and some other products by MysteryVibe, here.

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Porn GIF: The Human Cuntipede

Sunday, January 3rd, 2016

Now,¬†even if you’ve never seen The Human Centipede, like yours truly, I’m pretty sure you must be aware of what that movie is all about.

So it shouldn’t be much of a surprise that someone in porn decided to try their own rather more sexualised version of it, with the results being rather more pleasant than they were in Tom Six’s film!

In this case though, surely the girl at the end is really missing out?

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New Blog Swaps Guns For Dildos

Sunday, December 20th, 2015

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Although I’m of the opinion that it’s best to let right-wing gun nuts embarrass themselves as they can do it far better than anyone else could, I do applaud what is being done here.

It’s not just about embarrassing conservatives and members of the pro-gun lobby but it’s actually quite a clever way of satirising the belief of many on the right that sex and porn are, themselves, more dangerous than guns.

Plus it makes some idiots look even stupider than they did before. What’s not to love? You can see more of Matt Haughey’s splendid work on the official Tumblr¬†dedicated to this idea.

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