James Van Der Beek Gay Porn Embarrassment

March 12, 2015, by Steve

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In this interview with Access Hollywood, actor James van der Beek talks about how he was caught by airport security with a gay porn version of Dawson’s Creek in his bag. Dawson’s Crack is a pretty good renaming, I think.

I never watched Dawson’s Creek, mainly because I was too busy trying to get to Soda Lake on Super Mario World for most of my teenage years, but it surprises me that I didn’t considering it had the lovely Michelle Williams in it.

It has got me thinking about other alternative porn versions of the show. If Dawson Miller could be persuaded out of retirement to do some pee fetish stuff, how about Dawson’s Leak?

I get paid for this, you know.

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