Porn Director Makes David Lynch A Damn Fine Offer

April 8, 2015, by Steve

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I’m sure I’m not the only one who responded to the news that David Lynch was no longer attached to the proposed Twin Peaks revival by sticking my fingers in my ears and pretending that no such announcement had been made.

However, while Showtime are not prepared to stump up the cash and assurances that Lynch required to make a new season of the 1990s cult classic, there may be other career options on the horizon for Lynch.

Porn director Lee Roy Myers and the website WoodRocket.com have invited Lynch to join them in co-directing a porn version of the show, which is tentatively titled “Twin Cheeks or Twat Peaks”.

Well, he’s got some time on his hands after all. And it would prevent him from making another Inland Empire, at least.

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