English Town Hit By ‘Goth Sex Acts’
I’m not denying there are some serious parts to this story. Clearly, if the sex videos in question were being filmed near a school, then that’s not on at all and the people involved need to be taken to task over it.
But I do think that a lot of amusement could be had over the fact that this website seems to be going quite big over the fact that these were ‘goth sex acts’.
What exactly IS a ‘goth sex act’? Now I’ve been writing about porn for 10 years and I honestly can’t remember ever encountering such a thing. I’ve seen goths HAVING sex, certainly. In fact, I do rather have a penchant for goth girls.
But what would be involved in a goth sex act? Jerking a guy a off into a Fields Of The Nephilim t-shirt? Clearly I have a lot to learn!
And hey, how many porn blogs do you know that name-drop Fields Of The Nephilim? I should get an AVN Award for that alone.