Porn Comments Turned Into Lego

“What topping would you like, sir? Erm, I’m afraid we don’t do that….” That is what would almost certainly happen if you asked the waiter at your local pizza restaurant to place a topping on your meal in the shape of a vagina. But clearly, British supermarket Morrisons have no […]

I’m allergic to cats, so I generally go with the nudity. Mind you, it’s my job to look at nudity so the decision is almost made for me. I know there are major cat fans amongst the rest of the FreeOnes team, however. Hmm….

An Australian student pranked his fellow students in a lecture theatre with what is alleged to be an ‘hilarious’ gag involving failing to plug his earphones into his laptop. He then played very loud porn on it before slinking out of the hall looking embarrassed as everybody pointed and laughed […]

Cosmopolitan have pieced together a pretty funny article about adverts for porn and seen on porn sites that just blew their mind. And it’s a pretty good selection and I can certainly say that I recognised a couple of them myself! Mind you, there are a few I’ve seen that are […]

You would be surprised how often this happens – where a website by a respectable business, company or body ends up sending people to porn by accident. The question I want to ask is – how? Looking at the letter pictured, it appears to have an ‘xxx’ in the address and […]

Like pretty much everything that has been put on TV since about 2007, Ru Paul’s Drag Race has completely passed me by although I am vaguely aware of what it’s about. And cashing in on the current craze of reaction videos to stuff in porn, the official YouTube channel for […]

If there’s one place in the world I could live right now, it would be New Zealand. And not just because they already zapped the coronavirus. But also because of things like this:- Not only is it porn and sex positive, it’s well made and thoughtful in that it treats […]

OK, maybe all those critics who say that porn is causing problems in society are right after all. Because if you’re so desperate for sex that you would break into a sex shop to watch some porn and steal a sex doll, as happened in this shop in Bury, Greater […]

Photo courtesy of Penthouse There are two very disparate ways that a porn star can deal with trolls and general morons online – they can block them and ignore them completely, or they can take them down and expose them as the turds they are. Summer Brielle decided to take the […]

My assumption, wrongly it seems, has always been that American porn dominates the market all over the world – but I just found a video that rather disproves that assumption! This reaction video on YouTube, which sees a selection of regular Korean guys exposed to American porn is quite revealing. […]

MTV has put together a very funny and, to be honest, very truthful article about the faces people make around the office when they ‘accidentally’ or ‘unexpectedly’ click a porn link at work. It’s a bit different from this around the FreeOnes office, however. We see porn every day. So our […]

Amazon’s crackdown on books that fetishise certain questionable aspects of sexual culture has, inevitably, led to some rather bizarre deletions from its pages. Virginia Wade’s ‘Bigfoot porn’ writings have found themselves a victim of Amazon’s policies, as reported on Jezebel.com. You might think that it’s not such a big deal […]

Pretty much everyone on the entire internet has had their say about the now repealed Indian porn ban, but I think it’s probably best if we let the superb John Oliver have the last word on the subject. On his most recent show, the UK born comic poured scorn over […]