Photo courtesy of the official Facebook of Lady Paree / Paree La’Tiejira
Ex-porn star Lady Paree is suing Facebook owner and creator Mark Zuckerberg for exactly $1 billion, according to this story.
Of course, the chances of her winning this case are absolutely zero but I guess you can’t blame a person for trying. Clearly she has been through a hell of a lot as a person in the last few years or so.
But imagine how the landscape of the internet would change if she won? I could sue YouTube for that time that dude said I sucked because I don’t like The Vaccines….
*goes away and plots*