Porn Control App Launched By Hardline Christians
Vice have published this story about a porn blocking app which you can buy and, if it catches you taking a sneaky peek at some Lexi Belle pictures, then it tells a friend or a family member!
I have to say that the makers of this app, Covenant Eyes, probably have what they feel are the best intentions behind this app. And I’m sure in their own evangelical world they believe they are doing good.
But all they have done in my mind is create something that would probably make the best Adam Sandler film he’s done since Punch Drunk Love.
“So the pitch is, Mr. Netflix, that this guy wants to stop looking at porn. So they invent this app that tells his mom every time he goes to look at something to jerk off to. With hilarious consequences!”
“Awesome work, Sandler! Here’s $100 million to make it with!”
Coming to a multiplex near you soon.
