Further Porn Restrictions Set For UK

Another blow has been dealt to porn users in the UK with The Independent reporting that it’s not just age verification laws that might seriously restrict what people in the country may be able to view.

It has also reported that the same bill also will outlaw certain sex acts and images from porn viewed in the UK, including female ejaculation and digital penetration of any more than four fingers.

This bill is so stupid that I can’t even find the words. Will the same apply to those who use extra large dildos? Will they need to get their measuring tapes out to measure that it’s within the ‘four finger limit’?

I hate this country. At this juncture I’m sure the only thing I would miss, if I were to leave, would be the jaffa cakes.