Mr. Skin Announces Winners Of Latest Anatomy Awards

March 18, 2023, by Steve

The Academy Awards took place last Sunday and proceeded to bore us all to tears for hours on end with Hollywood backslapping and the occasional award we agreed with. Well done Ke Huy Quan!

There’s nothing boring about Mr. Skin’s Anatomy Awards, though. Their 24th edition has been published and the top awards this year were scooped by Australian actress Maia Mitchell‘s boobs (pictured above), Anya Taylor-Joy‘s butt, and Marisa Tomei‘s regular contributions to nude cinema.

Sadly for Maia, the thriller No Way Out was released to almost no fanfare at all and if it wasn’t for her (splendid) boobs nobody would have cared at all. It currently sits on just 20% on Rotten Tomatoes. Ouch! Anya, however, saw her excellent medieval action-adventure The Northman released to critical acclaim even if it failed to shift many cinema tickets.

But the lifetime achievement award for Marisa is thoroughly deserved. A great actress who has lit up many films with sparky performances, she’s also thrilled us with her sexy figure in a whole host of films. Our personal favourite being the crime thriller Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead where she showed that age had not withered her one iota.

Congratulations to all the winners though – and thank you for baring all! You can see the full list of award scoopers here and see more celeb rude fun on our Mr. Skin channel!

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