Archive for the 'Humour' Category

Porn GIF: Shake The Bottle!

Monday, October 29th, 2018

All of a sudden I’m feeling quite thirsty.

And I don’t drink.

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Porn GIF: All Aboard!

Thursday, October 25th, 2018

The funny thing is that her skirt would probably have lifted up in the breeze anyway!

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Porn Clip: Spongeknob Squarepants?

Monday, October 22nd, 2018

I wonder where Skin Diamond regards this video on the scale of her career? It could go either way, really.

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Porn Loving Burglar Leaves Damning Evidence

Wednesday, October 17th, 2018

Image courtesy of The Sacramento Bee

When this story talks about “DNA evidence”, I think we all know what we’re talking about, don’t we?

It’s just that the story wouldn’t normally go into full details in a family newspaper. I’m rather thankful of that, to be quite honest.

Not on this occasion though – you left semen all over the laptop? Dude! What kind of crappy burglar are you?

Still, I had an ex-partner who once bust her laptop by squirting all over it, so maybe I’m too close to this story for my own good.

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Porn Clip: Bane Of Our Existence

Monday, October 15th, 2018

Now, I’m not familiar with comic book and superhero references, but does Bane normally sound like Sean Connery?

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Porn Clip: “We User Wagner”

Friday, October 12th, 2018

Who made this. I’m guessing it wasn’t Francis Ford Coppola.

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Porn GIF: Not For Use On Your Hardy Perennials

Friday, October 5th, 2018

It’s absolutely hypnotic, isn’t it? Reminds me of one of those gifs of pasta being made that are used to ease anxiety. Hey, I work in porn, this is my anti-anxiety gif.

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Porn GIF: Not All Feet!

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2018

Yeah, I wonder if you foot fetishists have to draw the line somewhere….

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Porn Clip: Over 9000!

Monday, October 1st, 2018

I’m STILL waiting to hear whether those mandatory drug tests have taken place at Brazzers yet. In fact, you know what? I don’t even need that answer anymore.

Danny D and Ella Hughes there – doing Britain proud.

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Porn Clip: A Rose By Any Other Name….

Friday, September 28th, 2018

I watched the Japanese movie Kiki’s Delivery Service this morning and it was quite wonderful.

Then I watched a clip from this Japanese movie this afternoon. And it’s wonderful in a whole other way….

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Porn Clip: Dancing Dildos

Sunday, September 23rd, 2018

It’s pretty hypnotic. It could become one of those relaxation videos to watch when everything’s getting on top of you.

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