Archive for the 'Humour' Category

Porn GIF: Popping A Champagne Cock

Sunday, November 11th, 2018

I went for the ‘champagne cock’ gag in the title of this blog entry but I did also consider going with the ‘cocks fizz’ option.

I think I made the right decision in the end though.

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Porn GIF: Now That’s Extreme

Wednesday, November 7th, 2018

But that’s not the type of extreme that I’m used to seeing! My question is who is filming this and *where* are they filming it from?!

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Porn GIF: Put Some Back Into it!

Saturday, November 3rd, 2018

If this chick was so eager to see harder blowing of cock, why didn’t she do it herself? She looks crazy enough to have given that a guy a *real* good time!

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Porn GIF: Shake The Bottle!

Monday, October 29th, 2018

All of a sudden I’m feeling quite thirsty.

And I don’t drink.

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Porn GIF: All Aboard!

Thursday, October 25th, 2018

The funny thing is that her skirt would probably have lifted up in the breeze anyway!

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Porn Clip: Spongeknob Squarepants?

Monday, October 22nd, 2018

I wonder where Skin Diamond regards this video on the scale of her career? It could go either way, really.

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Porn Loving Burglar Leaves Damning Evidence

Wednesday, October 17th, 2018

Image courtesy of The Sacramento Bee

When this story talks about “DNA evidence”, I think we all know what we’re talking about, don’t we?

It’s just that the story wouldn’t normally go into full details in a family newspaper. I’m rather thankful of that, to be quite honest.

Not on this occasion though – you left semen all over the laptop? Dude! What kind of crappy burglar are you?

Still, I had an ex-partner who once bust her laptop by squirting all over it, so maybe I’m too close to this story for my own good.

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Porn Clip: Bane Of Our Existence

Monday, October 15th, 2018

Now, I’m not familiar with comic book and superhero references, but does Bane normally sound like Sean Connery?

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Porn Clip: “We User Wagner”

Friday, October 12th, 2018

Who made this. I’m guessing it wasn’t Francis Ford Coppola.

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Porn GIF: Not For Use On Your Hardy Perennials

Friday, October 5th, 2018

It’s absolutely hypnotic, isn’t it? Reminds me of one of those gifs of pasta being made that are used to ease anxiety. Hey, I work in porn, this is my anti-anxiety gif.

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Porn GIF: Not All Feet!

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2018

Yeah, I wonder if you foot fetishists have to draw the line somewhere….

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