Category: News
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Japanese Man Not Crushed To Death By Porn
Image courtesy of Mashable In a story that will surprise precisely nobody, The Daily Mail got something wrong. Not content with making the lives of millions of people in the UK miserable with their racist and homophobic editorials, they’ve now taken to humiliating the family of a man found dead […]
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Catalina Cruz Releases Melania Trump Parody
Image courtesy of Catalina Cruz’s official website Porn legend and all-round fantastic babe Catalina Cruz has decided to turn her hand to porn parody with the release of A XXX Political Porn Parody last week, available exclusively on her official website. The scene sees her, as First Lady (named Melania Mounds), embroiled in […]
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‘Porn’s New King’ Jailed For 11 Years
The man dubbed ‘Porn’s New King’ back in 2004 by Forbes magazine after he purchased a giant payment processor linked to the porn industry has been jailed for at least 11 years on fraud charges. WYFF reports that Jason Galanis could also face further time in jail over a fraudulent scheme […]
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The Lifetime Channel Produces Belle Knox TV Movie
Photo courtesy of Fucked Hard 18 The Belle Knox story is one that has intrigued America ever since her name was bounced into the mainstream headlines back in 2014. And now it’s the subject of a Lifetime Channel made for TV movie. Now, normally the phrase ‘Lifetime Channel made for […]
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Playboy Reverses Nudity Ban
Photo of Pamela Anderson courtesy of Playboy / Celeb Matrix In a dramatic turn of events, it has been reported that Playboy is reversing its decision to no longer feature nudity in its magazine, as revealed in The Daily Telegraph. The move was made just around a year ago and did […]
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Adult Boutique Holds Fifty Shades Viewing Parties
And that’s all well and good. But I wonder if Pepper’s Parties Too and anyone else thinking of hosting those viewing parties would do so if they knew about the content of the new movie Fifty Shades Darker, and indeed the source novel. Both draw parallels between childhood abuse leading to […]
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Brazzers Banned In Russia
It may be one of the world’s biggest porn sites – but it’s not one of Russia’s. Or at least it’s not any more. According to The Independent, has been blocked by the Russian censorship body Roskomnadzor for “damaging the human psyche” of the residents of Russia. This is a pretty […]
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‘Virtual’ Porn Stars Could Replace Humans
I just want to quickly say that this story is complete bullshit. This is not going to happen any time soon and it’s unlikely to happen ever. The Mirror has form for this sort of technological scaremongering and it’s pulling the same shit here. It completely misunderstands the reasons why […]
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Teacher Fired For Former Porn Past
A New York schoolteacher has been fired after it was discovered that she used to be a former porn star. Resa Woodward, who performed under the name of Robyn Foster for a couple of years last decade, was removed and apparently cannot appeal the decision due to her appeal not […]
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Trump Staff Confuse UK PM With Former UK Porn Star
Photo courtesy of Score Land In fairness to them, it’s an easy mistake to make and they weren’t really confusing Theresa May with Teresa May, as The S*n claims. Even so, I know who I would much prefer to have as Prime Minister. Mind you, as this tweet points out, […]
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‘Bionic Penis’ Man Offered Bang Bros Deal
There’s so much I want to ask about this story, but so little time to ask it in. First of all, if such a thing as a ‘bionic penis’ exists, then why the hell hadn’t I heard of it by now? I don’t need one or anything (honest!) but I’d […]