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UK Porn Block “One Of The Worst Ideas Ever”

Saturday, January 19th, 2019

Wired have blogged on why the still delayed UK porn block is one of the worst ideas ever – an opinion we frankly agree with.

As things stand, nobody seems entirely sure exactly when this block will be introduced. UK politics seems rather busy with Brexit, which is another fucking dumb idea in itself.

It has been suggested they might try and sneak it out under the radar so that nobody notices. That wouldn’t be at all surprising but also quite worrying at the same time.

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Adult Star Angie White Reported To Have Died, Aged 24

Wednesday, January 9th, 2019

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It has been reported that the Brazilian adult star Angie White has passed away at the age of 24.

Although the news hasn’t been officially confirmed as yet, the news was broken by the porn actor Pablo Ferrari on his Instagram.

The cause of death is also unknown but, if confirmed, it is obviously extremely sad news. Everyone at FreeOnes passes on our condolences to her friends and family.

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UK Set For Public Transport Porn Ban

Thursday, December 20th, 2018

I’ve never really understood people who watch porn on public transport anyway.

I mean, it’s not like watching Stranger Things or Peaky Blinders, is it? You mostly, I assume, watch porn to get off – one way or another!

You can’t very well do that on 13:45 from Horsham to London Bridge, can you? Unless it’s REALLY empty. And believe me, it *never* is.

Well, soon the decision could be taken out of your hands, so to speak. A UK minister wants porn banned on public transport.

Maybe they might actually consider putting some services on for us not to watch it on first. Just a suggestion.

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Starbucks Announce Porn Ban

Saturday, December 15th, 2018

It might, on paper, seem strange for a coffee shop to be announcing a ban on porn.

But let’s face it, so many people go to Starbucks and use their WiFi that it’s actually a pretty big deal.

And hey, it’s good business as well, isn’t it? Hanging off the back of the news of Tumblr’s ban, they’ve timed it perfectly.

Which makes my patronage of Costa, because Starbucks’ hot chocolate fucking sucks, all the more palatable.

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Israeli Prime Minister Criticises Anti-Porn Bill

Wednesday, December 12th, 2018

It’s a rare thing indeed in the current climate to happen across a politician that stands up for porn.

But that’s exactly what Benjamin Netanyahu has done, slamming an anti-porn bill as ‘parent shaming’.

As much as I may despise some of his political stances, this is a genuine piece of much-needed good news for the industry.

Will other politicians follow suit? Probably not. But it’s better than nothing.

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Transphobes Rage At New Twitter Guidelines

Sunday, December 2nd, 2018

This adorable article by right-wing shitrag The Daily Signal really has made my day. Has as the above response by right-wing shitbag Ben Shapiro.

Twitter actually doing something right for once and clamping down on misgendering of transgender members has really got them behaving like, well snowflakes!

Now they will be forced to actually correctly address people and be respectful of their gender. Oh no! Their response?

“But they aren’t clamping down on porn! WTF?!”

What has porn got to do with this? Nothing. Still, let us bathe in these sweet tears a little longer.

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Former Federal Employee’s Porn Habits Exposed

Saturday, December 1st, 2018

I have to say that this story really stood out to me today.

Visiting over 9,000 (lol Goku) porn sites in just over six months is quite some effort, isn’t it? I’m not sure that I’ve visited that many porn sites in my whole life. And watching porn has been my job for the last 14 years!

Of course, I shouldn’t trivialise this because it did mean he ended up letting a bunch of Russian malware almost infiltrate the federal computer systems. That could have led to a number of very serious political and technological issues.

But 9,000? How did his dick survive all that fapping?

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Stormy Lawyer Arrested For ‘Domestic Violence’

Saturday, November 17th, 2018

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Michael Avenatti’s situation continues to go from bad to worse, it seems.

An allegation of domestic abuse has led to him being arrested, although he has now been released on a $50,000 bail. Avenatti has denied the charges.

It continues a run of bad news for him after the collapse of Stormy Daniels‘ suit against Donald Trump. Alyssa Milano has since said she is disavowing him after the arrest.

I’d say that 2020 Presidential campaign is probably out of the question at this point.

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Kiki Vidis Hits Back At ‘Anti-Porn’ Home State

Thursday, November 15th, 2018

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This is an interesting story about Kiki Vidis returning to her home state in Australia.

The idea of a separate town trying to ban porn is quite odd to say the least, but it’s great to see Kiki taking a stand against this sort of nonsense.

These kinds of rallies and campaigns absolutely have to be combatted. Sure, there are people who made their minds up and won’t listen to any reason.

But there are people who could change their mind with education and actual facts about porn. Nice one, Kiki.

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Pornhub Find Way Round Indian Porn Block

Monday, November 5th, 2018

Last year, the Indian government invoked a mass block of over 800 porn sites.

However, Pornhub have decided that enough is enough, creating a mirror site that gets around the block.

It’s unclear how long they will be able to stay undetected and whether the Indian government will be responding.

Hopefully though, Indian porn fans will be able to take advantage in the meanwhile.

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Stormy Daniels’ Lawyer Hit With Massive Lawsuit

Sunday, October 28th, 2018

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It seems as though Michael Avenatti’s month just got a hell of a lot worse.

Not only did he see Stormy Daniels‘ case against Donald Trump collapse, he now faces a $4.75 million lawsuit payout.

You can certainly see why he’s been so keen to appear on anything that will take him recently. He can probably kiss goodbye to that 2020 presidential bid as well.

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