Month: February 2019

  • Man Arrested For Garage Door Porn Projection

    Many apologies for linking to a Fox News story, but you don’t have to click on it. You can take my word for it, honest! But I don’t quite understand what has happened here. Why did he do this in the first place? Was he trying to piss his neighbours […]

  • Parker Swayze Reported To Have Retired

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    Photo courtesy of Reality Kings It’s been reported that the popular blonde MILF porn star Parker Swayze has retired from the industry. I haven’t seen any evidence myself to suggest that, but it has been reported by several people through our babe wiki. If it is the case, we will […]

  • Arizona Considers ‘Public Health Hazard’ Warning On Porn

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    Ugh. I thought we were over this ‘public health hazard’ shit. But apparently not! It’s absolutely astounding that there’s anyone actually buys this. It makes porn sound like a mumps epidemic. Oh well, I guess we’ll just have to keep ‘perpetuating a sexually toxic environment’ without Arizona! Maybe.

  • Girlsway Girl of the Month for February 2019: Aidra Fox

    Who doesn’t like Aidra Fox? *tumbleweed* Exactly. Girlsway particularly love her this month as they have made her their Girl of the Month for February 2019. I nearly wrote ‘Girl of the Moth’ then, which sounds like a surreal eastern European horror film or something. We prefer you doing porn, […]

  • Cherry Pimps Cherry of the Month for February 2019: Ember Snow

    I feel like every month when I report on the latest babe Cherry Pimps have awarded with Cherry of the Month that I compliment them on their impeccable taste. But yet, here I am once again in exactly the same position! Because this time they have chosen Ember Snow and […]

  • ‘Obscene’ Porn Rules Relaxed In The UK

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    The porn and sex work landscape if very comfusing in the United Kingdom right now. We’re about to slapped with all kinds of stupid laws if we want to even look at porn on the internet, yeah? Although nobody is still sure when exactly that will happen. But now the […]

  • Pristine Edge: “Talk To Me Normally”

    Photo courtesy of FTV MILFs Pristine Edge has posted a couple of really interesting tweets on her official Twitter in the last few days. https://twitter.com/PristineEdgexxx/status/1092202350511566849 I find that many porn stars have tried to make this point in the past and have largely been ignored by guys when they’ve said […]

  • Tube Threesome Punished With Fine

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    Photo courtesy of PA / BBC I mean, there are all manner of metaphors that can be drummed up regarding trains and sex so the jokes mostly tell themselves. But this story just goes to show that some people really do not have a care in the world. The sexiest thing […]

  • Big Brother Star Lisa Appleton Launches ‘Porn’ Career

    Photo courtesy of Celeb Porn Archive The former Big Brother UK star Lisa Appleton has become the latest former housemate to forge ahead with an adult career. Once again, she is being hysterically referred to as being in ‘porn’ by British tabloids. Rather, she has set up an OnlyFans account […]

  • Why Tumblr’s Porn Ban Is Flawed Logistically And Technologically

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    I have to say that I’ve read a number of articles about Tumblr’s ludicrous and confusing decision to ban porn. But this one, from The Verge, is the best of them. Looking at the ban from two different perspectives, ideologically and as regards its implementation, it’s a superb read. It’s […]

  • Angel Piaff Announces Retirement From Porn

    Photo courtesy of Doghouse Digital / Mile High Media The hugely popular Czech porn star Angel Piaff, a near seven year veteran of the industry, has announced her retirement. She made the announcement on her Twitter:- https://twitter.com/angel_piaff/status/1090357858586296322 Her bio suggests she is now working as a masseuse in her home […]