Author: Steve

  • Why Not Try Porn Before A First Date?

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    Hmm. Now, if you are unfortunate enough to be even slightly like, so crippled with anxiety and general nerves that the prospect of even a first date with anyone would be enough to make you shake like Nicki Minaj‘s butt in a strong breeze, the above article might not be all that much interest or…

  • Apollo 17 Penthouse Set For Auction

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    While I disapprove mightily of the defacing of Penthouse magazines from any era, I have to say that this story does answer a question that has been asked by many, many people down the decades regarding space travel. Do they fap up there? The answer would appear to be a resounding yes. Mind you, surely pasting…

  • Axel Braun Warns Against Imposter

    AVN reports that the superstar adult producer and director Axel Braun has warned talent that someone posing as him has attempted to adult performers through SexyJobs.com with offers of scene bookings and other stuff. The imposter’s account has been closed but Braun has warned performers to be vigilant against such fradulent approaches and should any talent…

  • Ex-Lawyer Pushes Internet Censorship Bill

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    The ‘porn is a public health crisis’ nonsense has really caught in the last couple of years, despite being gunned down at every turn by using actual science rather than rhetorical bullshit and weighted surveys. That hasn’t perturbed ex-lawyer and new anti-porn superstar crusader Chris Sevier from attempting to push through something called the Human…

  • Harriet Sugarcookie Launches ‘SFW’ Website

    Harriet Sugarcookie Launches ‘SFW’ Website

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    Photo courtesy of Harriet Sugarcookie’s official website This is a story that caught my eye today and is something that I think we may see more and more in the future. Harriet Sugarcookie is the kind of model who could certainly have a very successful softcore glamour modelling career to go alongside her porn career. It…

  • Regular Porn Watchers ‘Less Happy In Their Relationships’

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    Of course, I wouldn’t nomally pay any attention to any anti-porn stories in The Daily Mail unless I can take the piss out of them – and today is no different! Their latest one blahs on about how men are far less happy in their relationships if they view a lot of porn, according to…

  • Jenna Jameson Denounces Trump Parody Report As ‘Fake News’

    Jenna Jameson Denounces Trump Parody Report As ‘Fake News’

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    Photo courtesy of FreeOnes Honestly, the first paragraph of this article could be criticised for seeing AVN drop their neutrality to give former porn star Jenna Jameson – but only once you’ve finished laughing at it. xHamster knew they were never going to get far with their offer but if it was their intention to annoy Jameson then…

  • Brazilian TV Host Makes WhatsApp Porn Gaffe

    Oh dear. See, it’s times like this, as someone who barely has any idea what WhatsApp actually does is thankful for his technological ignorance. I have to say that the guy in question could have taken it more in his stride and turned it into a moment of humour rather than reacting like he’d just…

  • Catalina Cruz Releases First Gangbang Video

    Catalina Cruz Releases First Gangbang Video

    She may be a porn veteran, not to mention an undoubted legend, but that doesn’t mean that she doesn’t still have a few tricks up her sleeve! In the last couple of days Catalina Cruz has surprised her fans by releasing her first ever gangbang video. Those who were lucky enough to be there for her…

  • FreeOnes Video Interview: Briana Banks

    FreeOnes Video Interview: Briana Banks

    Photo courtesy of Hustler Yeah, that’s right. Who’s your daddy, eh? FreeOnes, that’s who! We just went along to our friend Briana Banks and asked her if she would do an interview with her old friends at FreeOnes and she said, “Well, of course! Anything for you guys! Let’s make it a video one! That…

  • ‘Porn Addiction’ Measured In New Psychological Test

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    Yet more anti-porn bullshit to report to you courtesy of The Daily Mail, as they gleefully report on a new psychological test which claims that a new five minute test can measure if you have a problem with porn. Some geniuses at a university in Hungary claim the test is able to differentiate between problematic…