Author: Steve
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‘Primetime Porn’ Causes Daily Mail To Faint
Oh dear, The Daily Mail is upset again. Upset at the BBC. Again. And it’s about sex. Again. This is not a new thing – The Daily Mail has been complaining about sex on the BBC since the 1980s, because it hates the BBC. Still, they’ve done everyone a favour. […]
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Melbourne Letterboxes Get Porn Deliveries
The Age reports that some japester has been bombarding the letterboxes of businesses in the Melbourne district of Sandringham with his dirty underwear and hardcore porn. Apparently this ‘crime’ has been going on for around a year, which leads me to believe that the person in question is probably doing quite […]
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New Official Checked Star Member: Nasse Laila
Yes, it’s time for another new feature! Because we love coming up with new features, don’t we? Actually, this is more of a reboot. It’s an idea we did before on the blog long before yours truly took over and, well, turned it into the shambles it is today. We […]
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Old Nick ‘Not On Campus’ As Porn Past Is Probed
Image courtesy of Beauty And The Senior More details are emerging about the British university professor who has been revealed to have had a prominent porn career behind him. The Mirror has revealed that Nicholas Goddard, known in our circles as Old Nick, is not on the campus of Manchester University […]
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Straight Men And Lesbian Porn
Photo of Aaliyah Love and Lily Cade courtesy of Aaliyah Love’s official website Although far from being the only article ever written on the subject, The Atlantic has nevertheless had a pretty good stab at trying to get to the heart of why men enjoy lesbian porn. I’ve been trying to think […]
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Porn Blamed For ‘Murdering Of Moral Characters’
Now I don’t normally want to give the oxygen of publicity to people who have such a rampantly anti-porn stance that they will blame literally all the ills of society on it. But I also think, from time to time, that we should sit down and listen to the views […]
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Sexy Cora’s Widower To Sue Breast Enlargement Clinic
The widower of the German adult model and performer Carolin Wosnitza, better known under her screen name of Sexy Cora, is suing the breast enlargement clinic where she suffered a cardiac arrest in 2011, leading her to death nine days later. According to The Mirror, Tim Wosnitza is suing the clinic […]
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Flynt Challenges Trump Over Penis Boast
Photo courtesy of Corbis Hustler magnate and all round cool guy Larry Flynt has decided to endear himself further to me by penning the following letter to Donald Trump regarding his recent boast about penis size:- ——————————– Dear Mr. Trump, The credibility of your entire campaign for the Republican presidential […]
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Erotic Heritage Museum Wants Trump’s Cock
Photo courtesy of Business Insider UK While the rest of the world looks on aghast to the fact that there’s a good possibility that Donald Trump might actually end up becoming the most powerful man on the planet (ffs America, seriously), the Erotic Heritage Museum’s interest in the stupidly coiffured […]
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University Lecturer’s Porn Career Revealed
Photo courtesy of Steve Allen / Manchester Evening News In the neck of the woods where I live, a SCANDAL has broken out after it was revealed that a prominent lecturer at Manchester University led a double life as a porn star some years ago. According to the Manchester Evening […]
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FreeOnes Interview: Mandy Flores
As is pointed out in the first line of the post on the FreeOnes Board introducing you to a new and exclusive interview with her, we have indeed fallen for Mandy Flores! Just a couple of days after the winners of her superb competition were announced, she’s dropped by for […]